What's On Your Phone Bill?

[Zomby Woof]

Previous Balance........................ $34.97
New Charges..............................$1,876.32
Payment, August 3........................$0.97
Balance..................................$$$$$$

Itemized Charges for month:

Local calls..............................$.50, not including for bail
Long-distance............................$2,897.01
1-900-Yak-This..............$5.00/minute, 987 minutes
Creamed Corn Hotline........$2 cans for $.99 an hour

State Taxes................................$16.98
Local Taxes................................$23.65
All my Axes live in Taxes..................$But not in Tennessee
911 surcharge..............................$911.00
911 Exploitation by GOP....................$500 billion in debt
Service Charges............................$100 volts
Other taxes................................$0.21
More other taxes...........................$43.76
And your mama's taxes......................$0.02

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