I'm a) drunk and b) bored...whoever entertains me wins fudge!!

[dolo amber]

Hurry!!

[HEyHEY]

1. Um.......

Hmmmm

[alittlelark]

2. go here - you might be entertained...

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/


If not, it's just kitty litter to me.....

(PS, I'm in the same boat)

[dolo amber]

Omg

Have you seen the completely real, totally non-photoshopped giant cats in this thread??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1613246

It's really just amazing when you think about it...who'da thunk it, GIANT PUSSIES!!! :eyes:

[alittlelark]

13. My Tara was a Maine Coon - she lived 18 years

but was never quite that big!!!!! (Photoshop possibilities) She weighed in at 18 lbs and slender as could be.....she was all fur!!!

My fur-baby TaraO8)

[dolo amber]

15. I mean...really......

[alittlelark]

18. OOOOhHHHH yeah, really

really, oh yeah.

[Rick Myers]

3. Remember the 'Poopie Dance' from Malcom in The Middle?

I'm doing it RIGHT this MINUTE!!!

:toast:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Drunk and Bored... my kind of woman

Kiff, fetch my velour sheets!

[EnfantTerrible]

5. drunk,bored and fudgy

What kind of fudge?

[Fridays Child]

6. Ice cream!

http://www.hot.ee/zhade/irw.mpeg

[dolo amber]

7. Heeeeee!!!!

:D

Mary Pat leads thus far...:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Well, have you ever heard of a Broadway show called Avenue Q?

It's a play done completely with puppets. It's hilarious. And very dirty. It even has puppet sex. I just got the soundtrack from a friend of mine. SOOOO FUN. you should look for it online or something.
Duckie

[dolo amber]

10. Oooh!

Sounds like the Broadway equivalent of "Meet the Feebles" !!

(Look THAT up, Peter Jackson fans...:D)

[WillyT]

9. Can You Upload Fudge ???

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

11. Yes.

Yes I can. For I possess abilities you only dream of, you silly mortal..

;)

[WillyT]

12. LOL !!!

:hi:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. There's actually a song called:

You can be as loud as the hell you want while making love...and then on stage they actually have puppet sex. It's fabulous from what I'm told.
Duckie

[No2W2004]

16. Well, I'm told that certain activites having to do with handprints

are often inspiring....:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

17. No!! No!!

Bad No2W!!

*rubs nose in it* :spank:

;)

[FDRrocks]

19. I'll tell you the tale of the worst day of my life. bit owrdy

Turned 21 on Sunday, went out to the bars and had: A Guiness, 2 Kamikazis, 4 shots of wild turkey, another Guiness, a Red Russian, Guiness, 2 glasses of baileys cream, 2 shots smirnoff and 2 shots of some random whiskey. Blacked out apparently stayed up till 4am, got 3 hours of sleep.

I had to wake up at 7 for college orientation, so I could pick up my friend. He hops in the car (which I am like an IDIOT not even thinking twice about driving, I just think I'm really hungover) and whips out a bowl of grass and... well you know how that goes. I get to college, and am walking around aimlessly for 10 minutes before I get herded into a huge hot auditorium to watch the pomp and circumstance. About 2 hours in that hot auditorium... my stomaches telling me that it can't find enough water in my body, and its going to attempt to leave my body. I bailed, left my friend, everything. Went back home around 10am and curled up in a ball and begged for something to take my life till 2:30pm -- TIME FOR WORK!

I walk into my building, and run right to the bathroom, this was the first of about 6 times I got sick throughout my 4 hour shift. I didn't do any work, b/c I work in a 104 degree basement lifting boxes and I was not about to attempt that. I just drank water and tried to pull myself together.

Didn't work. Came home from work and resumed my begging for mercy. Now I'm here, I've drank enough shots of Pepto Bismol to feel relatively okay.

Do I get some fudge? :) or is that more sad than funny? I dunno.

[Bluebear]

20. Did she pass out?

:)