My day is complete, Freeper email (warning, you guessed it, profanity)

[MichaelHarris]

Subject: mharris660
From: ******@canada.com
Date: Sun, August 29, 2004 8:37 am
To: [e-mail]
Priority: Normal



I hear you are a yellow coward from Jack Straw and that
you have been shooting your coward traitor mouth off.

How about I come over to WA in kick the shit out of you
faggot?

Keep your fuckin mouth shut pussy Leftist, you hear girl

I can see this guy now in his wife-beater T-shirt (tank top) drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon on the porch with a mangy hounddog and half dressed kids running around while his barefoot wife cooks dinner.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Why not print his email?

[MichaelHarris]

3. can we?

I will if its OK

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. it's not okay

unless your goal is to get the thread locked for posting someone's personal information

[MichaelHarris]

7. Its never my goal to get a thread locked

its just sometimes I mess up and it happens, like the time I mentioned Bill Oreilly doing the nasty to Kinda Sleezy Rice. That bad boy got locked quick. I do hope you noticed I blanked out his email, I had no intention of showing it until I found out if it was OK to do so.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. I noticed

(I remember that other thread too... LOL)

:)

[MichaelHarris]

13. only one

I ever got locked LOL, I was crushed. Well for about 20 seconds anyway. I knew when I posted it that it was kinda crude. I'm not really that crude, Matcom brings it out in me. I blame Matcom.

[BigMcLargehuge]

Matcom is a good scapegoat

LOL

[MichaelHarris]

15. I've always found that when the chips are down, your back is against the

wall, BLAME Matcom :)

[PretzelWarrior]

2. funny part? he's some dork in glasses in his mom's basement

who wears clothes his mom buys at Sears. He probably watches a LOT of TV and has homoerotic feelings for fellow classmates and feels confused.

[MichaelHarris]

6. hahahaha

and he likes to beat up girls. He just didn't figure out I'm not a girl.

[MichaelHarris]

17. you think he has

some of those Banlon 50/50 polyester jump suits with the built in belt Sears sells? Man I can't wait to get old so I can wear those. With dress shoes that would rock.

[HEyHEY]

4. He's got a Canada.com address...fuck

[MichaelHarris]

10. I was able to muster a reply

never had my ass kicked by a Canadian, unless he played pro ball somewhere.

From: <[e-mail]>
Date: Mon, August 30, 2004 9:27 pm
To: <******@canada.com>
Priority: Normal



Can you afford the bus fare? Will your truck make it? Will your cousin that you're dating allow you to come to Washington? Did you misplace your copy of the Constitution that gives me the right to speak out? Do you just feel the need for violence? In any event I would would welcome your redneck ass.

[DemWitch]

9. again...

he hears from Jack Straw... Jack Straw's the putz harassing the hell out of vetwife, and nordic said he got a nasty e-mail from him too...

[MichaelHarris]

11. what is

Jack Straw? I've never heard that before.

[rumguy]

12. sounds like the delusional rantings of a certain Johnny Nelson

He's some kind of wierdo fuck freeper who was actually banned from FR. He specializes in harassing DUers, among other things.

He's popped up on other message boards. He lives in the shadows.

Is he one person? Or is he a group of demented people?

It's a mystery.

Some say he lives in Glendale, California. Others say in Nevada. There are pics of a freeper named Johnny Nelson in Arizona. Are they one and the same, or different people?

[MichaelHarris]

14. sorta like that movie

Freeper in the Mist. I may have the title wrong.

[rumguy]

18. Actually I kinda remember him using a canada.com email address

he has many...

trust me, it is a complete waste of time to engage him in any kind of debate...

[chascaz]

19. Isn't Jack Straw from Witchita?

Jack Straw by The Grateful Dead

We can share the women, we can share the wine.
We can share what we got of yours 'cause we done shared all of mine.
Keep on rollin', just a mile to go;
Keep on rollin' my old buddy, you're movin' much too slow.

I just jumped the watchman, right outside the fence.
Took his rings, four bucks in change, ain't that Heaven sent?
Hurts my ears to listen, Shannon, burns my eyes to see;
Cut down a man in cold blood, Shannon, might as well been me.

We used to play for silver, now we play for life;
And one's for sport and one's for blood at the point of a knife.
And now the die is shaken, now the die must fall.
There ain't a winner in the game, he don't go home with all.
Not with all.

Leavin' Texas, fourth day of July,
Sun so hot, the clouds so low, the eagles filled the sky.
Catch the Detroit Lightnin' out of Sante Fe,
The Great Northern out of Cheyenne, from sea to shining sea.

Gotta go to Tulsa, first train we can ride.
Gotta settle one old score, one small point of pride.
There ain't a place a man can hide, Shannon will keep him from the sun
Ain't a bed can give us rest now, you keep us on the run.

Jack Straw from Wichita cut his buddy down,
And dug for him a shallow grave and laid his body down.
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light,
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow.

We can share the women, we can share the wine.

[greblc]

16. I love these Guys.

It's entertaining to imagine the mental anguish he must have every time he sees a Kerry bumper sticker.
@#@#@#^T*&((*&Y)(*((&(*!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......Leftist!

His wife isn't cooking dinner it's Meth.

[MichaelHarris]

21. hahahahaha

the ole meth lab behind the trailer gig. Those things are always blowing up around here.

[Christof]

20. I think I saw that guy on an episode of "Cops".

I dare any of those fucking freepers to email and threaten me.

Bring it. C'mon, try and kick my ass. After I'm done with you, you won't remember who you are. :grr:

I'll reply and send you a virus. ;)

[MichaelHarris]

22. When I reply

to them I try not to use any big words, it tends to give them headaches.

[Christof]

23. Good.

I'll give them headaches then. :)

[MichaelHarris]

24. LOL and

welcome to DU, I don't say that enough :)

[Christof]

25. Thanks.

:)

[Berserker]

26. Your sure welcome to

come to Wisconsin you freeper asswipe. Your just another coward like your Idiot president. The internet tuff guy syndrome strikes again.

[mark414]

27. you better watch it

don't be dissin the pabst blue ribbon now...we here in milwaukee are mighty proud of our brews...

[MichaelHarris]

28. LOL sorry

I was trying to think of an inexpensive beer and couldn't come up with any other one except Hamm's. Do they still make that?