Today's schedule for the RNC

[sasquatch]

8:00 am. Wake and Bake with George Will

9:00 am. Morning prayer with Jerry Falwell w/o snake handling

10:00 am. Ed Koch gives a sppech supporting GWB on the grounds "The only good Arab is a dead Arab."

12:00 pm. Rush Limbaugh helps everyone get the afternoon started by handing out oxycontins

1:00 pm. Joe Scarborough holds a seminar teaching republicans how to dispose of dead hookers

3:00 pm. Call a doctor to revive Rush from his overdose

3:30 pm. Alan Keyes praises all of the black republicans that are present by listing them by name

3:31 pm. Begin "Getting the darkie away from the microphone"

4:00 pm. Dinner break hosted by Paul Wolfowitz, todays special: Rosted Iraqi babies

6:00 pm. Prayer rally w/ Pat Robertson w/ Snakehandling

8:00 pm. Former comedian Dennis Miller speaks

9:00 pm. Ann Coulter gives a lecture titled "Joeseph Goerbals: frustrated genius."

10:00 pm. Zell Miller speaks and gives a salute to Neville Chamberlain.

[jeff30997]

1. "Alan Keyes praises all of the black republicans

that are present by listing them by name" Wow. It took him a whole minute to do that? :)

[sasquatch]

2. Kick

:kick:

[bigwillq]

3. This is funny stuff!

Thanks for posting it!