I went to a GARDEN PARTY to reminisce with my old friends

[underpants]

I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share OLD memories and play our warsongs again
When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name
No one recognized us, we didn't look the same

CHORUS
But it's all RIGHT now, I haven't learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself-interest

People came from miles around Waco, everyone was there
Perle brought his Wolfowitz, there was hypocracy in the air
'n' over in the corner, much to my surprise
Mr. Rove hid in Rudy's shoes wearing his disguise

CHORUS

lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Played them all the old songs, thought that's why they came
No one heard the music, we didn't look the same
I said hello to "Mary Lou", she belongs to me
When I sang a song about a honky-tonk, it was time to leave

CHORUS

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah

Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Johnny B. Goode(Ooops!)
Playing guitar like a-ringin' a bell and lookin' like he should
If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck
But if memories were all I sang, I rather drive a truck on my "ranch"

CHORUS

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah

'n' it's all right now, I haven't learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself-interest