THE SKY IS FALLING!

[lil-petunia]

Oops. Sorry. Just my ceiling tile. Damn those tap-dancing bears overhead.

[coreystone]

1. Was Chicken Right?....

One day Chicken Little was walking in the woods when -- KERPLUNK -- an acorn fell on her head

"Oh my goodness!" said Chicken Little. "The sky is falling! I must go and tell the king."
On her way to the king's palace, Chicken Little met Henny Penny. Henny Penny said that she was going into the woods to hunt for worms.

"Oh no, don't go!" said Chicken Little. "I was there and the sky fell on my head! Come with me to tell the king."

So Henny Penny joined Chicken Little and they went along and went along as fast as they could.
Soon they met Cocky Locky, who said, "I'm going to the woods to hunt for seeds."

"Oh no, don't go!" said Henny Penny. "The sky is falling there! Come with us to tell the king."

So Cocky Locky joined Henny Penny and Chicken Little, and they went along and went along as fast as they could.

Soon they met Goosey Poosey, who was planning to go to the woods to look for berries.

"Oh no, don't go!" said Cocky Locky. "The sky is falling there! Come with us to tell the king." So Goosey Poosey joined Cocky Locky, Henny Penny and Chicken Little, and they went along as fast as they could.
Then who should appear on the path but sly old Foxy Woxy.

"Where are you going, my fine feathered friends?" asked Foxy Woxy. He spoke in a polite manner, so as not to frighten them.

"The sky is falling!" cried Chicken Little. "We must tell the king."

"I know a shortcut to the palace," said Foxy woxy sweetly. "Come and follow me."

But wicked Foxy Woxy did not lead the others to the palace. He led them right up to the entrance of his foxhole. Once they were inside, Foxy Woxy was planning to gobble them up!

Just as Chicken Little and the others were about to go into the fox's hole, they heard a strange sound and stopped.

It was the king's hunting dogs, growling and howling.
How Foxy Woxy ran, across the meadows and through the forests, with the hounds close behind. He ran until he was far, far away and never dared to come back again.

After that day, Chicken Little always carried an umbrella with her when she walked in the woods. The umbrella was a present from the king. And if -- KERPLUNK -- an acorn fell, Chicken Little didn't mind a bit. In fact, she didn't notice it at all.

The End

[lil-petunia]

2. i dunno. I'm too dazed and confused from that

damned ceiling tile. It crossed my eyes up and made me think that shrub was ahead of kerry.
can't be right.
unless.

chicken little and Foxy woxy were in a conspiracy to depress peoples like mois, and Goosey Loosy and Cocky Wocky were really Fox news agents in disguise and took the opportunity to answer Reps. Schrock's great ad in person, only to find out that he resigned before the Christian Coalition arrested him for false advertising, - and then, i realized it was nothing more than that damned ceiling tile after all.


On a reality break. not one person I talked to today (and there were many) had any interest intent or hunger for watching the GOP sideshow. The few that expressed some interest wanted to seee if they cover the riots (?) and anti-bush marches, but nothing else.