Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street

[Endangered Specie]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=2&u=/nm/sex_dc

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.



Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

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Hmm, No wonder guys like German babes.

[derby378]

1. Mein Gott in Himmel!! (n/t)

[tigereye]

2. we had neighbors who were really loud -

she would scream out his name at the critical moment... we still laugh about that. Which is why I will never again live in a row house.

[redqueen]

3. hahahahaha

Row house? Is that like tract housing or the ones with no space in between?

[tigereye]

4. the ones with a very thin wall in between/

attached to each other.

it was pretty funny.

[sui generis]

5. of all the dumb designs

they reverse the floor plans so that you have bedroom-a-bedroom between units. Nothing like a walkup in NYC though - ! You can hear people fart in the bathtub four floors down.

[kanrok]

7. I lived in an apartment with paper thin walls once

The headboard of my bed rested on the wall separating my bedroom from the bedroom of the apartment next door. I came home one Saturday night and fell asleep around 1:00 in the morning. I awoke to the sound of two people having sex, loudly, in the next apartment. Since Sunday wasn't a workday, I wasn't annoyed. Geez, let 'em have fun, I say. I started listening (c'mon, you know you would have listened too)and to my surprise, it was two GUYS. Rather graphic, loud, boisterous sex. What a shock for an avowed, life-long heterosexual like me.

[eyesroll]

6. Um, yeah. Sorry about that.