Give away the endings of bad jokes

[Courtesy Flush]

... and the frog said "I'm only dating her for the flies".

[Guy Fawkes]

1. "He said "F*ck you, clown" and left crying"

[salinen]

18. I was just clearing my throat!

[CO Liberal]

2. "How Do You Think I Rang The Doorbell??"

:-)

[eyesroll]

3. ...so the tribal leader said, "OK. Death...by Ungabunga!"

[Richardo]

4. "If you lift them up you can see the clock tower in the square."

[ohiosmith]

5. Wrecked him?! Fucking killed him!

[Wickerman]

6. The smartest man in the world

just grabbed my knapsack of dirty laundry.

[mac56]

7. "Hey! Where the hell's my cookie?!"

nm

[bif]

8. So they don't leave trails like slugs.

[pagerbear]

9. No, that's just the way the light shines on it.

[nostamj]

10. "but it's hard to fool the flies..."

[meegbear]

11. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[pagerbear]

17. That brings back memories!

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Then he pulled out a 12 inch pianist

[Warren DeMontague]

52. Damn!

Beat me to it.

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. Bad thing: Blood on the clown suit. n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

14. Of course she's served millions; she's a McDonald!

[parasim]

15. ...and then the Supreme Court said Bush could be president.

(really bad joke)

[FunBobbyMucha]

16. No I'm not, that's my popsicle melting.

[sus]

19. Liquor?? I hardly know her!

[regularguy]

20. I'm not sure, but he's got the Pope driving him around.

[liontamer]

21. i love that joke!

[liontamer]

22. the other guy ducked

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. God keeps it in his office as a fan.

[Ron Green]

24. "You'll have to show me, Lady, all those Japanese

cars look the same to me."

[Connie_Corleone]

25. Because the monkey is dead.

n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. Well, I got a fuck for a duck,

a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked-up duck.

[Debi]

27. And Hillary said to Bill

"Honey, I think I know who pissed in your saxaphone tonight"

[Blue_Tires]

28. For the Scottish: "She's in the back room making Johnnie Walker Red!"

even though i also first thought about the 12-inch pianist

[JohnnyRingo]

50. Go on Blue...You can take credit for the "pianist" joke

LOL....I knew you were gonna say that.

But I've got Road Runner™..............*Beep Beep*

[Blue_Tires]

29. "I'd rather be a cunning linguist than a master debater!!"

[lapislzi]

30. The frog's a ventriloquist

[TheCentepedeShoes]

31. "er - uh - Moooo???"

[Dukkha]

32. "Read The Card! Read The Card!"

.

[VOX]

33. "Move over, girls, I gotta gargle."

:kick:

[JohnnyRingo]

51. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....WTF !!!

.....is the REST of that joke?!?!

[shadu]

34. I don't know, I couldn't find the head

[shadu]

35. That's not rice, she's been dead three days

[shadu]

37. The owl CAN spin his head all the way around -

but he can only do it once!

[miss_kitty]

36. because cowboys eat with their hats on n/t

[ironflange]

38. So the bartender said,

"This is the last time I show you how to do this, you damn stupid frog!"

[No2W2004]

39. No, I said FOCUS!!!

[mac56]

40. "Two candy bars and a Pepsi. Why?"

nm

[miss_kitty]

41. they both went down over florida n/t

[phillybri]

42. "Liquor? I hardly know her!!!"

:-)

[Culture Mind]

43. 50 bucks, same as in town.

[blondeatlast]

44. "Sorry bartender, I was only trying to get my date drunk." nt

[UrbScotty]

45. "So, are you voting for Bush again?"

;-)

[brentspeak]

46. "Moby Grape" n/t

[TheCentepedeShoes]

47. " 'cause this here's

a hardware store."

[TheCentepedeShoes]

48. "I asked for

a twelve inch prick and there he is."

[TheCentepedeShoes]

49. "But the package said

it was good for up to 20 pounds."

[JSJ]

53. so the chief said; "okay, death by roo-roo"