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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:54 PM
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I can pretend to know everything. So ask me anything!
Go ahead, ask!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:56 PM
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1. Why won't my car start?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:58 PM
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Well, in order to start my cat, I pet it. Try petting your car.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:57 PM
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2. Are you Rush Limbaugh?
Sean Hannity?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:58 PM
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5. One time, I thought about listening to Limbaugh... But then I woke up.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:58 PM
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3. Solve this!
Edited on Tue Aug-31-04 06:01 PM by Gothic_Sponge
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:01 PM
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9. Isn't it obvious!
|m|+/- |Xy|=(f/G-d^2)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:58 PM
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4. hah ok who has the most triples all time in Major League Baseball
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 05:59 PM
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6. Martha Stewart!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:00 PM
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7. you dont know everything
and I know the answer. Sam Crawford. Ok German general who surrendered at Stalingrad?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:01 PM
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10. I said I can pretend to know everything..
And the answer is three.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:04 PM
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15. heh ahh right
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:44 PM
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33. Exactly... I am always right,
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:00 PM
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8. When will another major volcano erupt?
Where will it be?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:03 PM
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11. Mt. Olympus will erupt on November 13, 5032
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:04 PM
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13. Well, I'll be dead
Don't know about you.


So, how many people will perish in the eruption?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:07 PM
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18. 10, unfortunately, they were the last inhabitants of Earth.
The rest flooded thousands of years ago.

Oh, and one will be your grandson, a halfman-half-box-turtle. It is not known how he lived so long.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:20 PM
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28. Oh, man, poor Lonnie
He was such a good-hearted grandson. He had good genes, I'll tell ya.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:22 PM
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31. Turns out I was wrong, it's HIS son... Your great-great grandson
Sorry about that.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:03 PM
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12. Physics: String theory
True or utter navel-gazing bullshit?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:04 PM
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14. True, but not exactly as we understand it.
It's more of a twine theory.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:05 PM
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16. Why are people gloom and doom about Kerry when its only August
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:09 PM
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20. Last time, we were all Gore-will-win, but he lost. So this time, we'll
play it safe and say Kerry-will-lose. Then, when he wins, we'll party like it's 1998.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:06 PM
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17. What's the difference between a duck?
And don't just answer, show your work.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:08 PM
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19. Well, a duck is a duck...
I forget the rest, but your mothers a whore. My work is too graphic for DU.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:11 PM
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21. Why do I live in Florida?
And why were the Florida primaries for US Senate and House seats and State judiciary appointments held today during the Republican Convention and not months ago during the presidential primary held in Florida? Does that happen in other states?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:15 PM
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22. You live in Florida because when you were a weee lad...
you ate 7,892 oranges.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:16 PM
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23. LMAOROFL... Lad?
:bounce: good answer all the same.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:17 PM
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24. Yup, lad. That's what eating so many oranges in one sitting does to you!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:18 PM
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25. Wow! Really?
Eating that many oranges grows a penis? What do I eat to make it go away again?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:21 PM
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30. No, eating that many makes it go away.
you need to eat 136,256 to grow one.
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:18 PM
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26. Why?
<eom>
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:19 PM
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27. Because a dog can only eat 7 pancakes while sharpening a pencil
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:21 PM
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29. That answer
has the benefit of making the most sense.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 06:27 PM
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32. You don't live for 434 years without learning anything!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:29 PM
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34. HAHHAHAHA!
:kick:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:56 PM
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35. What's my middle name?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:57 PM
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36. Amanda
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:11 PM
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37. Sorry, it was a trick question.
I don't have a middle name.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:13 PM
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38. When you asked, I had it legaly changed to Amanda.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:16 PM
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39. What am I thinking about right this moment?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:17 PM
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40. ! That's dirty!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:52 PM
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47. Oh, you're good.
Edited on Tue Aug-31-04 09:53 PM by SarahBelle
:7
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:53 PM
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48. very
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:59 PM
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49. Yeah, but who was I thinking of?
And how very?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:25 PM
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41. The numbers 55, 144, and 121393 are examples of which subset of integers?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:28 PM
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42. Fibonacci’s Series
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:31 PM
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43. Well done. Which radioactive isotope has the longest known half-life?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:34 PM
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44. Polonium
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:46 PM
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45. No, it's Xenon-136.
Its half life is 9.3 X 10^19 years.

http://atom.kaeri.re.kr/ton/nuc7.html
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 09:50 PM
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46. bite me, wanker.
:silly: I don't really care. I'm just pretending to know everything.
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