Unlike lionesspriyanka, I have "gaydar"!

[Guy Fawkes]

(as far as you know)Ask Me Anything!

[miss_kitty]

1. am i gay?

[Guy Fawkes]

7. *poof* you are now

[miss_kitty]

11. Geez...

i thought i was just flamin' happy!

[Guy Fawkes]

12. You were, until a little while ago.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. am i gay?

and why dont i have gayday?

[Guy Fawkes]

10. you ate too many oranges. And yes, you're gay.

[7th_Sephiroth]

31. no

your not gay, you and i are going out

[Guy Fawkes]

34. No, you're actually a woman. Sorry to break the news to you.

[7th_Sephiroth]

38. than how come

i have this freakishly large penis?

[Guy Fawkes]

39. See the previous posts about oranges

[7th_Sephiroth]

43. cant we just

go see F9/11 together?

[Guy Fawkes]

44. Sure, but I don't have the $10 to pay for a ticket!

And you thought *gas* was expensive!

[7th_Sephiroth]

46. oh i got ticket money

anf if you get hungry i got nacho and soda money, too

[Guy Fawkes]

47. It will have to wait, though. I'm busy from 9-10:30...

tonight, that is.

[7th_Sephiroth]

48. how about saturday?

is that good for you?

[Guy Fawkes]

49. right now my weekend is clear, yeah.

try asking me a gaydar related question now...

[7th_Sephiroth]

50. do you have the model

74 or model 75? (there really is a "gaydar" it vibrates when someone else carrying one comes within 100 feet)

[Guy Fawkes]

51. I have the model I was built with?

[7th_Sephiroth]

52. i better examine it

your particular model is installed in your chest area so take off your shirt and i will make sure the Flux Diode wasesnt put in in reverse

[Guy Fawkes]

53. *cough* maybe we should go back to the Q&A about who is gay?

[7th_Sephiroth]

54. any truth to the rumor

that matcom is FLAMEING?

[Guy Fawkes]

55. I'm sure that he would have died from 3rd degree burns by now.

[Deja Q]

3. Am I gay?

Just curious...

[Guy Fawkes]

8. Yes, and you are also a Dr. Who fan

[Gothic Sponge]

4. I'm usually gay, but i do get depressed.

[Guy Fawkes]

9. You're metrosexual... sorry.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. also unlike LP i do not respond to posts----guy fawkes

:P

[Guy Fawkes]

6. I was eating dinner!

[pagerbear]

13. Any insights into my character?

[Guy Fawkes]

23. I can sense that your pants don't fit very well around your shrinking arse

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Oooo really?

Ok then, am I bi or do I just enjoy the odd girl-on-girl fantasy from time to time?

I've always wanted to know....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. I'm waiting!!!

I've been wanting to know for YEARS if I am TRULY bi or not!

(I have never had a sexual encounter with another woman, if that information helps. I've only thought about it. Guys only in actual practice.)

So? Am I?

[Guy Fawkes]

19. You are a gay man

Don't let your XX chromosome confuse you, you are a man.

[tedoll78]

15. Where do I rate on Alfred Kinsey's scale of sexuality?

I'm curious.. :)

[Guy Fawkes]

20. hella-not-gay

[name not needed]

16. Am I gay?

What about this guy?

[Guy Fawkes]

21. You're gay, and that's a lesbian.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Am I pretty? And witty?

And gay? :shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

22. Pretty, yes. Witty, no. Gay, why not. 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

[DrWeird]

24. How about me?

I've never actually asked a professional before.

[Guy Fawkes]

25. You are either very gay....

or a woman

[DrWeird]

26. Am I a lesbian woman or a straight woman?

Can you tell or will I have to seek a second opinion?

[Guy Fawkes]

29. straight woman

[DrWeird]

30. Did I experiment in college?

While drunk or otherwise?

[Guy Fawkes]

32. You did, but you wouldn't remember it....

Drunk *and* otherwise.

[DrWeird]

36. given that I'm 6'6" and 300 lbs...

I'm hoping the other girl(s?) doesn't remember it either.

[Guy Fawkes]

37. They were fetishists, if it helps...

[Taverner]

27. Are the following celebs gay?

Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Colin Firth?

[Guy Fawkes]

28. Straight, lesbian, hella gay

[Taverner]

33. What about Angus Young (ACDC), Justin Timberlake or Mark Wahlberg?

[Guy Fawkes]

35. Straight, WOW! That's homosexual! and Mark is a Metro.

[Taverner]

40. OK...Ed Begley Jr., Rick Schroder and Kirk Cameron?

[Guy Fawkes]

41. Asexual, transexual, wanna-be starship captain

[Snow]

42. Are you Steve Irwin?

[Guy Fawkes]

45. When I read that, I imagined it said on Coffee talk, if Mike had used

a slightly more deep voice.

No, I am not Steve Irwin.
And he is hella-straight.