Ok, I have my glass of poison, my pistol......

[JLuckey]

The hangmans noose over the beam and a large black cloud over my head. Am I missing any thing.

[maveric]

1. Oven door open, gas turned on, holding a bic lighter.

[JLuckey]

2. Let me write that down, oops the sky is falling again!

[Papillon]

3. You forgot the pills.

Lot's of pills.

[JLuckey]

5. Darn, Thanks , here comes that sky thing again!

[Fenris]

4. You know

As much as I like laughing at the misfortunes of others - and I do - I can't help but think how much of a drain on humanity I would be if I mocked the concept of suicide. I mean, sure, a laughs a laugh, right? Even if the intended joke really isn't that funny. And even if it is horribly insensitive to people who have actually had to suffer through tragedy. Just like rape or the Holocaust is ho ho ho hilarious.

Sometimes it's good to remember that some people on this forum don't have the same "humor" that you do.

Fuck off you stupid cunt.

[JLuckey]

6. Why did I know this was coming?

To all those about to attempt suicide I apologize. To those who need some humor , enjoy.

[Fenris]

8. Oh, yes. You knew it was coming, and yet you still posted it.

That shows class.

Eat shit you stupid cocksucker.

[JLuckey]

10. Can't you find something else to do?

[Redneck Socialist]

7. Don't worry the Red Sox just won

and the Yankees are loosing 22 to 0! So we're only 3.5 back now!

Oh...What's that? You were talking about something else entirely? I'm sorry, never mind. :crazy:

[liberalmuse]

9. Two suicides in my immediate family...

but I found this thread funny and it didn't make me think of it until someone had to piss in the punch again. Damn!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Are you dead yet?

[JLuckey]

13. Gun Jammed, Spilled the poison!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Go insult the Yankees in da Bronx

That'll do it.

[oxymoron]

14. Locking

Athough I understand this was posted in jest, I think that this topic can be very upsetting to those who's lives have been altered by suicide.