Tell us a story!

[Guy Fawkes]

please?

[Gothic Sponge]

1. Once upon a time there was this evil man named *

* was so evil it hurt many other people. We are all gonna die!

The End

Sleep tight!

[SarahB]

2. My stories would get the thread locked.

:evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Prison stories?

;)

[SarahB]

5. Not quite.

;)

[DemWitch]

4. A tale....

Once upon a time, long, long ago, there lived a wonderful King and his beautiful wife. They were dedicated to the welfare of their subjects and never would pass laws that would hurt them in any way. But the rich people of the land were not happy, because they didn't get to keep all of their gold and jewels, instead, they had to give some of it to the King and his wife, to be distributd to the poorer subjects so they could have good food and learn how to read and write. The rich people banded together and decided to bring the King and his wife down. They made up stories and told lies. But the loyal subjects wouldn't believe. They manufactured evidence and paid people to bear false witness, and still the loyal subjects wouldn't believe. Then in a moment of desperation, the rich people decided what they would have to do. They would forcibly remove the King and his wife from the castle, forever bannishing them from the land. The hired an executioner from a foriegn land, and try as he might, he couldn't bring the King and his wife down. The subjects became increasing upset with the rich people and their hired thug. The people love for their King and his wife grew and grew until the final showdown day, where his popularity ran at 73%. Having failed, the rich people and the hired gun were shown to be liars and decievers and were forever to carry the burden of what they treid to do. Then it came to pass. The King and his wife tired of the dissention, announced they would be leaving the castle, They would leave the castle and the lands in the hands of the Kings aide, for he was trusted and true to their vision. But alas, the rich people weren't done. A son of a King of Rich people from a land far away stole the keys to the castle and locked out the trusted aide. He ruled the land with an iron fist and foolish decisions. The people became afraid. Then the people became angry. They rose up against the Castle Robber and his rich people friends. They tossed the Son of the King into the wilderness, and bannished the rich people forever from their lands. A new day rose in the land and all the subjects were happy. The End

[pagerbear]

6. Listen, and you might learn something.

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny...
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door.
She was there to sell make-up, but father saw more.
She had style! She had flair! She was there.
That's how she became the Nanny!

Who would have guessed that the girl we've described,
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now the father finds her beguiling (watch out C.C.!).
And the kids are actually smiling (such joie de vivre!)
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan...
The flashy girl from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran!