Fuckin' Aggies!

[TXlib]

One of my coworkers put a Bush/Cheney bumpersticker on my car yesterday, as a prank. The really rude part about it is he cleaned the spot under the sticker really well, and made it hard to remove (hint: Texas sun and a credit card, and patience, will remove a freshly-applied sticker).

It wasn't really a political statement on his part, just a juvenile fratboy prank.

Texas A&M needs to be razed to the ground, and the "diplomas" of all who attended revoked, so they have to attend a real college, where they can be de-programmed.

Fuckin' Aggies... :mad:

I've only lived in Texas for two years, but I've already developed a special animus for them.

[bluestateguy]

1. It's a good school with a strong faculty, but it's chock full of RWingers

GOPisEvil may take umbrage at your remarks.

Hook em'!

[bluestateguy]

2. delete

[Syrinx]

3. Utah will get revenge on Saturday

Coach Fran's gonna get his ass kicked. :D

[Fenris]

4. GOPisEvil is one of many fine graduates.

[TXlib]

5. Yeah, well, I may have to smack him just on principle.

:evilgrin:

[mhr]

6. I Attended A Few Years And It Is As Bad As You Can Imagine

I Left In Disgust.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Hey hey hey hey hey there!

I am a flaming liberal Aggie! Some of us ARE good, ya know!

Please don't revoke my diploma, damn!

[TXlib]

8. Sorry, I can't make any exceptions.

You can help with the razing, though.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Sigh

Look.....I WENT there for five years so try feeling some sympathy. Yes, there are some TOTAL ASSHOLES who go to school there and yes, it is a hard-core conservative school (but believe it or not, it has actually softened up over the years!!), but we fought the good fight there (I was in Aggies Against Bonfire and got beaten up with my OWN sign--with a wooden stick--which was wrenched from my hands by a big burly guy during a peaceful protest--he put bruises all over me then spit on me).

So for those of us who fought and were liberals in the very DEN of conservatism in Texas, a teeny bit of acknowledgement would be nice. We aren't ALL assholes.

THOSE guys sound like they are. Get 'em back!

[AgadorSparticus]

16. are they still doing bon fire after that horrible accident?

[LDS Jock]

9. what is the connection

between the bumper sticker and Texas A&M?

[TXlib]

12. it was an aggie who did it.

He views the world as his frathouse, and everybody is just waiting for him to play some dumb prank on them.

HR is starting to get pissed off at him, and I know the loss of productivity he has caused others will cost him greatly in bonus this year.

[LDS Jock]

14. There are good Aggies out there

but any good they do is being undone by the herds of redneck republicans. I don't know how old this guy is, but sounds like time to grow up.

[DenverDem]

11. As we see here, there are many exceptions to the rule.

(My brothers and sisters included.)

Generally, however, aggies act in ways that make them deserving of their genre of jokes.

It's called willful ignorance and association to legitimize their sociopathologies.

I look forward to Thanksgiving Day +1.

Hook 'Em!!!

Denver Dem
Longhorn Class of '76

[TXlib]

13. willful ignorance and association to legitimize their sociopathologies

So, GWB is an Aggie, despite going to Yale?

[DenverDem]

15. That's where he's hiding all the incriminating evidence from his govnrshp.

It's all in boxes in his daddy's top secret vault in the basement of the presidential (sic) library on the freaking eATMe campus.

Their next bonfire should consume the whole campus.

[GOPisEvil]

17. ...and the horse you rode in on, buddy!

We're not ALL fucking jerks, most of us, but not ALL of us.

[TXlib]

19. LOL!

OK, those of you who aren't imbeciles may have your diploma substituted for one from a real college, provided you help with razing Texas A&M to the ground. :evilgrin:

[Bridget Burke]

18. Lyle Lovett & Henry Cisneros were Aggies

As well as a few DU'ers who've shown up here.

However, I feel your pain. Rather than badmouth all the Aggies, perhaps you could acquire a UT Longhorns decal & apply it somewhere interesting.

[TXlib]

20. Oh, that's PERFECT!

Forget razing Texas A&M to the ground... if I put the Longhorns decal on this Aggie's car, his buddies will finish him off for me!

*MWUH HA HA HA HA HA*

[GOPisEvil]

21. If you need some really good UT stuff, let me know.

For practical joke purposes, it is a good thing living here in Austin with access to the UT bookstores.