You are the Angry God and decide to destroy the Earth

[AngryAmish]

So how would you remake it? I would make it much less dense so gravity wpould be lower and one could fly and or swim underground.

Plus, I would make animals more interesting. Talking fish and all that.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. You're misunderestimating® the task

It's the entire Universe that needs refactoring.

[AngryAmish]

2. So be it

You are god so one can rejigger the whole thing.

[johnnie]

3. I would lower the intelligence of the humans

Sometimes they think they know too much, and they really aren't that brilliant.
I would also make the ground out of jello...there's always room for jello.

[GoBlue]

4. First of all

I would destroy man by selecting George W Bush as President of the USA.

Then I would leave it alone without men to destroy it.

[Burma Jones]

5. I would buy the world a Coke

I would also allow humans to reproduce only once every five years.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Lollipop trees!

:D

[LynneSin]

7. I'd allow Bush to get elected in November

that'll do the job

[sus]

8. if I'm angry, I would not remake it just for spite.

then I would go on a cruise. Fuck you, I got mine!

[Chilly_Willy]

9. Why?

Seems like we all are doing pretty well destroying it ourselves with pollution. But I'd follow God's example and do it by water, also have animals be able to enslave humans to see how that feels. Then put back the rain forrests and all that.

[jukes]

10. wdnt destroy it

just wipe out 1 species. cats wd be the next to evolve. wd prol tweak a few things to favor *felinus sapiens*...