Man Caught Having Sex With His Blow-Up Doll In Shopping Mall

[matcom]

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20040901/od_nm/odd_germany_doll_dc

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. That is a scurrilous lie.

We were only cuddling.

[JohnKleeb]

2. Why were you in Berlin?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. For the sex, of course.

[Kellanved]

25. Wait? You were in Berlin, then who was in Stuttgart?

Of course with that alcohol level the person wouldn't remember .

trying really hard to remember...

[Amaya]

3. "his rubber lover"

OMG! funniest thing ever!

[Kellanved]

4. wow 0.41% blood alcohol

No wonder...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Wait...No PICTURE!?

DAmn. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[slackmaster]

24. Yeah, what's up with that MATCOM?

I'm not really into porn but I was hoping for one too.

[Algorem]

7. In every dreammall a heartache.

[jpgray]

17. No quoting of Bryan Ferry will be tolerated! (nt)

[matcom]

8. this needs a kick

:kick:

[DS1]

9. This, my friend, is the real scandal

[matcom]

11. ACK!!!

is. it. smiling? :D

[GOPisEvil]

12. Oh, I'm telling John Cornyn!

[ReadTomPaine]

13. The Stewie avatar seems ever so appropriate here..

LOL!

[underpants]

10. "Where's the new guy, Udo?"

"Vight here Chief"

"Uh yeah Udo go over there and pick up the doll and meet us outside"

:bounce:

[redqueen]

14. Oh my goodness!

Oh those poor police... having to fight that guy off of his doll. I thought there were cameras everywhere - where's the video?!

[KamaAina]

15. Why did I think it was gonna be the Manhattan Mall?

There is one, and it's one long block from the repuke-a-thon, which is why I thought we had a match...

[eyesroll]

16. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Yesterday, I get "Gloria" out of my head, only for "Red Rubber Ball" to sneak in.

Now, that's gone -- and it's been replaced by "In Every Dream Home A Heartache."

Dammit.

[matcom]

18. hehehehehe

you silly :D

[GingerSnaps]

19. What did they do pop it?

All they had to do is walk up with a lit cigarette and pop it.

"Look Buddy your date's over :smoke: :nuke: "

[yellowcanine]

20. Pop what?

Heh.

[yellowcanine]

21. Is there an ordinance against that? If not, he may get off.

Heh.

[matcom]

22. HAHAHAHAHA

nice :D

[GingerSnaps]

26. Wasn't he getting off?

:evilgrin:

[Gothic Sponge]

23. Who hasn't been caught having sex with a blow-up doll in public?

I think we can all agree it's happened to us many times. Am i right here?

Hello?


Guys?


;)

[matcom]

27. *chirp* *chirp*

:7

[qwertyMike]

28. Cough Cough

Is this against the law?

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