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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:12 AM
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Post your fortune cookies here, but add "under God" to the end

the greatest danger could be your stupidity...under God.

Lucky numbers: 12,35,58,99,666
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:14 AM
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1. When winter comes, heaven will rain success on you...under God.
That's a real fortune I keep in my office. Not that funny, huh? :P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:15 AM
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2. Here: For folks who need an online fortune cookie
http://www.badcookie.com/

Mine: Save now for future calamity under God

:scared:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:15 AM
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3. Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom..under God
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:17 AM
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4. When man go through airport turnstile sideways, him go to Bankok...
...under God.

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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:22 AM
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5. Never wear white if you are going
to eat spaghetti....Under God.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 09:26 AM
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6. An evil letter or message is on it's way to you...Under God!
So true!

I actually got a Bush/Cheney 04 flyer in the mail yesterday for the previous homeowner.

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