I have a crush on the FedEx guy at work

[Lavender Brown]

My co-workers will tease me so I'm telling DU instead. :)

:loveya: FedEx Guy

[Bunny]

1. I have a crush on an electrician at work.

All my co-workers know, and they laugh at me, because they know, as do I, that I am SO not worthy of his attention! :)

[salinen]

3. That's shocking!

could not resist.

[Bunny]

7. Tee hee!

:)

[redqueen]

2. I had a girl crush on the woman who was my Airborne lady at my old office.

:loveya:

[Lavender Brown]

4. UPDATE:

he winked at me as he left the office. ((faints))

[redqueen]

5. He knows.

:)

[Lavender Brown]

6. I probably blush profusely every time he comes by

:)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Ship yourself

to his house.... use FedEx :)

Here is a decoration for the package.

[Lavender Brown]

11. lol

I just know he's going to catch me with "I have a crush on the Fed Ex guy" open on my computer. Then I will be really embarrassed.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Then I will be really embarrassed.

As well you should be... as well you should be. Everyone knows that UPS has the hottest drivers around. :)

[Lavender Brown]

14. THe UPS guy is all business

He never stops to chat with me.

[Bunny]

15. There IS something sexy about Brown, isn't there?

:)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

16. Well now I don't know

what has brown done for you lately?? Hmmmmmm?? I know it used to be the milkman who was leered at by suspecting husbands and jealous boyfriends..... but brown may be on the move... not sure....

[Bunny]

17. It's the shorts.

Those brown uniform shorts. To die for! :silly:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

18. Well, now....

that's the long and the short of it. Now I get the fascination.

You might want to kiss the object of your desire goodbye there....


http://www.onlineoffbeat.com/archive/olob_a_top_story_bush_alls_up_ups_drivers.htm
Military Begins Call Up of UPS Drivers

Although some UPS drivers have expressed reservations about being drafted into extended military service, CollateralTemps' CEO, Barbi Arms, has assured UPS that the drivers will be given the month of December off so they can return to their normal routes during the holiday season rush.

Asked why the Defense Department has not considered using employees from other actual branches of the United States Government, Army spokesman, General Vernon Haskell replied, “Our first impulse was to use United States Postal workers since most of them own their own automatic weapons, but in the end we felt these people were just too unstable for combat.”

[X_republican]

9. I'm happily married and have been for some time now, but...

...I miss this sort of thing. I wouldn't trade in what I've got but there's nothing like the dance de amore.

[redqueen]

10. Is it not possible to be happily married

yet still get crushes?

[X_republican]

13. When I worked...

...it happened all the time. I used to feel guilty then I just let 'er flow. Eventually it would pass and I got the vivacious thrill of the flirt.

[eyesroll]

19. Been to a vintage store lately?

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

20. hehehehe

No... not yet, anyway. :)