Bush joke: robotic bartender

[joefree1]

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum
physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." So the man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, sensual topics and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." So
the man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

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[joefree1]

1. Freeper brain

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Freepers's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Freepers's brain?? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Freepers we would have to kill?"

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[joefree1]

2. Smell of Bullshit

George W. Bush was taking a bored John McCain on a tour of his sprawling Texas Cattle Ranch. Suddenly a big bull grunted and passed gas. The two were enveloped in a rather large cloud of manure vapors.
"John", Bush drawled, "I apologize profusely for the the smell of bullshit".
"Oh, that's alright", said McCain, for a minute I thought it was the bull.

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[joefree1]

3. So Rush Limbaugh dies ...

So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell. Its horrible. Burning fires. Hot bubbling lava! Incredible pain! No Oxycontin. He looks over and sees George W. Bush having sex with a beautiful woman. Non-stop, sweaty, constant, back-breaking sex.

So the next time Satan is going by on an inspection tour, Rush complains. "This sucks! I have to suffer for all eternity, and that White House squatting frat boy gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

The Devil replied, "Who are you to question my punishment of that woman?"

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