Urban legends that, though false, OUGHT to be true:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Mr. Rogers, and John Denver, were Marine Corps snipers.

I mean, how cool would that have been? "It's a beautiful day to SNIPE YOUR ASS!"

[TlalocW]

1. Even better with John Denver

John Denver is lining up his sights, zoning in on his target and quietly singing to himself...

You fill up my senses *BLAM*
like a night in a forest *BLAM BLAM*
like the mountains in springtime *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
like a walk in the rain *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

Okay, so snipers probably don't take that many shots at once but still.

TlalocW

[zbdent]

4. He was training for a low-altitude flight to assassinate

a certain Democratic party Presidential candidate . . .

[bif]

2. How about the one about Bush having the lowest IQ

Of any president? I just got that one in an email yesterday.

[truthspeaker]

3. Probably true, but unverifiable

[Kid_A]

5. I heard one that said the only thing that keeps Dick Cheney's heart

from completely failing is that he consumes at least five pounds of raw human flesh a day. I's 98 percent sure that's true, but he covers his tracks so well it's impossible to prove.