So, Grandma Takes Her Grandson To The Beach (A Joke For You)

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Grandma takes her grandson to the beach for the day. As Sonny is sitting by the shore, a huge wave suddenly appears and crashes down, taking sonny out into the ocean as it recedes.

Grandma is horrified! "Mr Lifeguard, Mr Lifeguard. My Sonny! He's been dragged into the water. Save him, save him!!"

The lifeguard jumps into the ocean and battles the tremendous waves. He reaches Sonny just in time and starts swimming back to shore. On the way in, he sees the fins of circling sharks, but he keeps swimming. The strong current has pushed him onto the breakers, but he keeps swimming with Sonny firmly in tow.

Finally, exhausted, he reaches the shore. Grandma comes running to meet them.

"Oh, thank you, thank, Mr Lifeguard. My Sonny is safe! Thank you!

"...But you know...he was wearing a little hat..."