Weather OTB - now taking bets on Frances' path

[short bus president]

I say she squirts through the gap between Cuba and Flurduh, and makes the entire gulf her bitch.

Any takers?

Winners receive nothing at all of value. If I'm feeling generous, I may call them "wankers."

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I say it turns a little north and makes a pass at Disneyworld

specifically to try out that "Space Mountain" ride.

[demnan]

2. I'll go out on a limb here

Savannah, you better board up!

[short bus president]

3. board up?

She was dating Pauly Shore, last I heard of her...

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. maybe it's a reference to rigor mortis

Savannah's dead

[short bus president]

6. You gotta respect a porn star

who's willing to go that extra mile to bust into the lucrative necro niche.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. it's really rough on the casting coffin

to be sure

[DS1]

10. Shame about the dry mouth though,

some fluffer out there has got her work cut out for her.

[short bus president]

13. Indeed

"Hey there... is that embalming fluid dribbling down your chin, or are you just happy to see me?"

;-)

[parasim]

5. If it stays the course shown here...

...landfall will be between Vero beach and Cape Canaveral.

and since my business partner's house is at Melbourne Beach (smack dab in the middle of that path), we are very concerned. Forgive me if I refrain from chuckling at any amusing Hurricane Frances chatter.

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[fishnfla]

8. I'll play, even if it kills me

Landfall will be sat around 11:30 am at Cape Canaveral, scoots up between Orlando and Daytona, thru Palatka, gainsville and skirts Tallahassee..Jeb shown crying like a little child....

[democrat in Tallahassee]

9. looks like tally is in the path. messing up college football for the

weekend

[ewagner]

11. Talked to my son in Tally

the met types aren't sure what systems will prove to have the most influence on the storm. Probabilities are good for the Cape to Jacksonville track.

[BlueHandDuo]

12. Some poor slob having a bad year...

...in Orlando just got off the phone with his insurance company and muttered, "God, what else could go wrong?"

So he's getting another hurricane just like the last one.