Pit Bull Bites Off Man's Genitals

[matcom]

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Police and Animal Control Services are looking for a dangerous dog that seriously injured a man.

The man remained in critical condition Monday night at the University of New Mexico Hospital, Detective Jeff Arbogast, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesman, said.

"The dog is a brown, pit bull-boxer mix, is what it looks like," Arbogast said. "The guy was found missing his genitals. We don't know who he is or where he lives."

Neighbors saw the man playing with the dog earlier in the day near Susie Rayos Marmon Elementary School, 6401 Iliff Road N.W., Arbogast said.

About 1:20 p.m. Monday, police were called to the scene when workers from a mowing service found the man unconscious, naked and bleeding on a yard near the school, he said.

"The lawn crew hit the dog with a pipe, causing it to yelp and run away," Arbogast said. "When police arrived, the man woke up and started running away from the officers. They had to take him into custody so he could get treatment."

Arbogast added he had no idea why the man was naked or why the dog bit him, but added, "I think there's a little more to this whole thing than we know."

The school was locked down for an hour-and-a-half while police searched for the dog. Students were escorted home at 3:00 p.m., Arbogast said.

http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/news04/083104_news_dogbit.shtml

[name not needed]

1. Aaah!

[LiberalVoice]

2. If I got my nuts ripped off by a pitbull...

I wouldn't be running anywhere!

[Dookus]

3. this is exactly why

I don't play with pit bulls while nekkid.

[Occulus]

5. One wonders WTF he was DOING

eew

[ladjf]

12. I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

[Occulus]

13. So do I.

Ick.

[Nay]

14. Ewww. Hope not either. Ewww again.

Guys REALLY need to be more discriminating when picking sexual partners.

[ladjf]

16. Your comment is the funniest I've ever seen on the DU.

Thanks for the laugh. We certainly need a few of those.

[Heddi]

4. They can't find the dog? How about (And this is just a guess)

How about looking for the dog with a penis and testicles hanging out of its mouth...just a suggestion, you know....

[Fenris]

6. So where did his nuts go?

Are we to assume the dog ate them?

[Endangered Specie]

7. Just what the hell was he doing with that pit bull anyway?

hmmmm......

[GOPisEvil]

8. OK...if you are playing with a pit bull...naked...you are an idiot.

[KamaAina]

9. We have a Darwin Award winner!

You need not die to capture the coveted Darwin. The rules state that you have to remove yourself from the gene pool -- and he has. Rowf!

[commander bunnypants]

10. What if he gets

err implants. Yes a Darwin Award Winner

DDQM

[dogtag]

11. Buck nekkid

in a schoolyard? Could this be a hero dog story? It's possible.

[hunter]

15. Way cooler than a ball washer at a golf course...

This guy should be very proud of his Darwin Award.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

17. I'm rooting for the pit bull here

Can't think of a good reason to be naked outdoors near a dog, unless you're about to perform a Santorum. Ugh.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Interesting that the "Scott Tenorman" episode of South Park was on

last night.

:7