Why are 35 geese doing an airshow over my buildling?

[TrogL]

Yes, I know it's fall and they're marshalling for the big fly south.

That still doesn't explain the barrel rolls, loops and smoke generators.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. That still doesn't explain the barrel rolls

Them there are some of Rummy's drones.... watch out they don't drop a load on you....

[TrogL]

4. So that explains the lipstick cameras on their backs

I thought they were shooting a documentary.

[clydefrand]

2. You must be exuding some kind of aura that they can sense

Start watching the planes, next! :bounce: ;-)

[GHOSTDANCER]

3. Earth's magnetic poles are weakening.

Many instances of unexplained interrupted bird and sea mammal navigations are on the rise.

[Fridays Child]

5. How did you get them to hold still long enough to count them?

Goose hypnosis? ;)