Eyesroll's Daily Earworm Thread

[eyesroll]

Dammit.
(Thanks, Matcom.)


In every dream home a heartache
And every step I take
Takes me further from heaven
Is there a heaven?
I`d like to think so
Standards of living
They«re rising daily
But home oh sweet home
It«s only a saying
From bell push to faucet
In smart town apartment
The cottage is pretty
The main house a palace
Penthouse perfection
But what goes on
What to do there
Better pray there
Open plan living
Bungalow ranch style
All of itÕs comforts
Seem so essential
I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can«t throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I«ll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind
Oh those heartaches
Dreamhome heartaches


(lyrics copyright Roxy Music, and I have no idea whether they're right or not.)

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I love the coda.

[eyesroll]

6. You are a lover ungrateful.

Dammit.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. I have a cure!

Di da di da ditty do do
Di da ditty do!
Du du du du du n du du du
Ditty da di di do!

[eyesroll]

3. NO MORE HAMPSTER DANCE!

That damn dance came up in a meeting today too.

Some people have voices in their head. I have an entire choir.

:grr:

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. I suffer. Therefore all must suffer.

[MuseRider]

12. Bad, bad , bad

I had Paint It Black in my head and was OK with that but it has now been replaced. *sigh*

[Xipe Totec]

5. Baldrick's Poem to War

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom! Boom! ...

... Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

[XNASA]

7. Very nice. BF wrote a companion song on "Frantic" called..

San Simeon.

Not as interesting as IEDAH (which is rumored to be about William Randolph Hearst) but not a bad song.

"Walk up the driveway endlessly curving
Go through the front door it's so inviting
Baronial great hall once so exciting
Haunted by shadows faces in hiding

Chair by the fire I feel a tremor
Silent reminder you used to be there
You are the princess my wand doth wake you
Fantasy playmate candlelight lover

San Simeon San Simeon

Teasing in French lace exotic promise
So undemanding yet understanding
Each wall a picture some of his best work
Delicate touches they're simply charming

Coffee table culture full colour pages
Props archetypal floral arrangement
Stereogram cabinet walnut veneer
True reproduction no one can hear....."

[GOPisEvil]

8. I have "Gangsta Lean" by The Gourds in my head.

No clue why, but it's been there all day.

[eyesroll]

10. I suppose I should be grateful my musical knowledge is

meager.

On one hand, I'd like to dilute my earworm pool; on the other hand...if I had "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" PLUS "Gangsta Lean" PLUS "Hampster Dance" in my head, I'd be going even more nuts.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Gangsta Lean is a fine tune, so I'm not complaining.

I'm just wondering how it got in there today.

[short bus president]

9. What the hell is this?

I'll tell you who my drummer is - that guy from Foghat. Yeah - that's my drummer.