What would you say to Bush if you were alone in an Elevator?

[The Sushi Bandit]

Poll question: What would you say to Bush if you were alone in an Elevator?

[wryter2000]

1. Help!!!!!!!

Get me outta here!

[XNASA]

2. "26, please."

[blondeatlast]

3. Nice to meet you, where's the President?

[KamaAina]

4. What do you think would happen if you pushed that big red button

down there?

[BlueHandDuo]

5. Was that you? (n/t)

[christyblue]

6. Tell him he is hateful!

I would tell him that he is a hateful person who helps others be hateful and how could he call himself a Christian when he is nothing like Jesus was? (I am not even a Christian, but would say that anyway)

[NC_Nurse]

21. Welcome to DU!

ChristyBlue!:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[RobertSeattle]

7. George - that is "UP" not "You Pee"

[liberalnurse]

8. I'd lock the door....for security and privacy;

jerk him off.... save a sample on my blue jeans.....then let's see if he lies about our adventure.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. YOU

are a true patriot!

[liberalnurse]

19. Thank you....

I'm always looking for that one in a million opportunity....for the team of course.


I wouldn't even blink....

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Probably would only need a few fingers too.

[The Sushi Bandit]

14. Toooooo Funny!!!!!

[cmf]

24. ROFL!

Great answer!

[chelsea0011]

9. Sh*t. I died and went to hell!!!!!!!

:evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilfrown:

[Uben]

10. Mister, hey mister!

Excuse me, but I think you might be my biological father!

(that oughta scare the crap outta him)

[rkc3]

12. Can I see the hole where Cheney sticks his arm to make you talk?

[dolo amber]

13. "Pull my finger...."

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Game. Set. Match.

[AmandaRuth]

15. "Hey, Mr President, sir

see i have this nephew, and he is a good boy. He really is, except he has had a little trouble, just a little, kinda like your twins (wink), can you please help him out a little? You see, it would be helpful if he had a new drivers license, and I am wondering if you could give him a couple of names...."


i don't know why, but this drivers license thingy is really bugging me today.

[graywarrior]

17. I didn't know they piled shit that high, ya little coward

[Mizmoon]

16. "Don't I know you from somewhere?"

"You're on TV, right?"

[Swamp Rat]

18. Nothing. I'd turn my back to him.

Don't vote for Bush! He's an alien lizard!

[mitchum]

20. Tell Elvis I said hello

[murielm99]

22. I'd say,

"Hello, Governor Bush."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. Ok, I gotta ask:

Why the * if you're just going to spell the entire word anyway? (referring to the first option, where fuck is censored, but isn't really.)
Duckie

[The Sushi Bandit]

26. It makes it seem dirtier!

*******

[The Sushi Bandit]

28. Bend over!@

[Endangered Specie]

29. I would jump up and down until I caused the elevator to plummit...

I expect nothing less than a statue of me for this heroic sacrifice ;)

[Endangered Specie]

30. Well, if anyone were watching, they'd see two go in...

and one come out. :evilgrin: And it will probably be because W doesnt know how to work an elevator, Ill eventually get tired of trying to teach him and flee it whenever it stops, and leave him behind.

[Endangered Specie]

31. Does Pogo want a Banana?!? who-who-who-aaa-aa-aah!

[terrya]

32. I'd just probably vomit all over him.

Actions do speak louder than words.

[tinnyguy1777]

33. I guess I'd ask him how he could have

cheneyed up the whole frikin US economy in such a short time, and if he isn't satisfied that enough US soldiers have died already. "Feckin wannabe".

[sangh0]

34. "Hasta la vista, Bush*ie!"

.

[CBHagman]

35. "Was 2001 really 'a fabulous year' for Laura and you?"

"You came to office amid protests, thousands lost their jobs, thousands lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks, the country went to war, and you say, 'All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me'? My cousin almost drove off the road when I told her that. Our cousin lost co-workers in the 9/11 attack, and a friend of mine lost family.

"Was it really a 'fabulous year'?"

That's the polite version.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. An icy glare would say it all

I'd give him my triple whammy...cold enough to re-freeze the glaciers.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. It cannot be printed here.

[ironflange]

38. Ooops! Pardon me!

Whew! That's what Taco Bell does to you, hey?

[stopbush]

39. "Hey, Will. Thanks for that great impersonation of that asshole bush

that you do on SNL. You look a lot shorter in person...and kinda stupid, too."