Hell freezes over! I agree with Mallard Fillmore!

[JHB]

Well, OK, only partly. It's people like this who let * get within selection-distance of the WH.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. that is a good one

Unusual for that guy.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Ducks can't drink coffee!

I object to this comic srtrip not on political grounds but due to reasons of logic. And the lettering is poor.

[Fenris]

3. I object to your objection!

(1)Humans can drink coffee.

(2)The film "Howard the Duck" featured a duck with human abilities.

(3)Therefore, ducks with human characteristics can drink coffee.

I could further object to your objection on Humean epistemological grounds, because you assert that "Ducks can't drink coffee!" You are claiming to know that ducks cannot drink coffee, but you only think that you know that. It could be entirely possible for ducks to drink coffee if we assume that we do not know anything for sure!

The lettering, though, is indeed poor.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

4. I object to your objection of my objection!

Because I hate you!

[JHB]

5. I object to your objection of his objection...

The comic "Howard the Duck" featured a duck with human abilities.

The film "Howard the Duck" featured a thing of some sort, and besides, is a movie of which we will not speak, ever again.

The lettering remains poor.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I object to your support of my objection!

Howard the Duck was neither Human nor Duck but animatronic sorcery, some sort of hologram. Thus neither possessing nor exhibiting human nor duck qualities, but holopraphic qualities. REAL ducks still can't drink coffee nor vote republican. Most ducks don't live to be voting age.

And I'm sticking to my story re: the poor lettering.