To a certain female out there stop flirting with me! I'm Gay!!!!

[freetobegay]

Your advances are revolting & sickeneing!

[PDittie]

1. I'm pretty sure

I know who you are talking to...

[Catherine Vincent]

2. LOL!

[Misunderestimator]

3. Wow... I hope that's not directed at someone here...

?

[Lord_StarFyre]

4. :) I, on the other hand...

...Am not Gay, and would really appreciate some high quality flirting (and advances)

hehehehehehe

[salvorhardin]

5. Your screen name didn't clue her in?

[OldEurope]

13. No. It did.

So she can be sure, that his reaction is never a physical one.
:evilgrin:
btw: like your nickname, just re-read all my Asimov books

[salvorhardin]

30. Thanks, I like it too.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

[Shananigans]

6. but...I thought you liked it...

oh wait...you aren't talking to me ;)

[LynneSin]

7. You mean there is no future between us

:cry: :cry:

ps - I am not the person in question!

[freetobegay]

10. Your the one that almost turned me straight!

You gave it your best shot though! :)

[LynneSin]

18. Aw shucks!!

I know there are a few female DUers that could almost turn me into a lesbian, but I think I'm pretty stuck on the team I'm on right now

:loveya:

[pagerbear]

17. Of course not--I'm the gay man you're after!

[freetobegay]

24. Oh baby! tell me more!

[pagerbear]

25. Ask Lioness!

She's made it her project to get me married, and she's not a bad saleswoman!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. if you werent married already

i would insist you go on a date with my favorite bear...but alas you are married....

[freetobegay]

27. Yes you are correct

But what Hot blooded self respecting Gay man doesn't flirt?

[soothsayer]

8. to a certain female out there---START flirting with me, I'm gay!

Send her this way....!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. *sigh*

Here I am, a flaming heterosexual and do *I* get flirted at, with or to? NOOOOOOOOO.

I just don't get this boys and girls thing any more. :shrug:

[freetobegay]

12. ROFLOF

Sorry about that.

[Wapsie B]

20. Yeah, join the club.

Maybe we need an asexual group at DU. Those of us who never get hit on.

;-)

[liontamer]

11. you are?

I had no idea, I have really bad gaydar. can you ever forgive me? does that mean you don't want me to send you any more naked pictures? can i get in the middle?
;)

[hlthe2b]

14. ahh, the art of "compassionate" rejection...........................?

How revolting & sickening can "cyber" advances be, after all? :eyes:

[redqueen]

19. LOL!

Text on a screen can be sooooooo overwhelming, though!

[sniffa]

15. i'd fLirt

but i don't know what you Look Like, how oLd you are, etc... nice s/n. :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. but but but i like flirting with everybody

:(

[freetobegay]

21. My rose

O lionesspriyanka, lionesspriyanka! wherefore art thou lionesspriyanka?
Deny thy father, and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a homosexual.

...

’Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself though, not a lesbian.
What’s lesbian? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a woman. O! be some other name:
What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So lionesspriyanka would, were she not lionesspriyanka call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which she owes
Without that title. lionesspriyanka, doff thy name;
And for that name, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. awww thats so sweet

and they say gay men dont like dykes...they are such IDIOTS!!!

:loveya:

[liontamer]

23. i don't know

her hand and face do lesbian pretty well

[Red State Rebel]

28. I'm heartbroken, all this time I thought I was really changing your mind..

on the whole gay thing.

I mean, really, is there a man alive, gay or straight that wouldn't be thrilled to be flirted with by a 47 year old grandmother????

[freetobegay]

29. I love Grandmothers!

They make the best cookies! :hi: