Football vs. RNC? Which will I choose?

[Jo March]

The Panthers are playing tonight and I think that I have to watch them. Since I live in NC, it is a rule or something. Now, when * comes on, I will have to excuse myself and go outside and scream, but I think that football wins out.

Does that make me a bad 'merican? Am I supporting terra if I don't watch the Furher?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Report to room 101 for political re-education IMMEDIATELY!

[Jo March]

6. We've always been at war with Oceania, right?

I forget when I miss my regular re-education classes!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. Shh! Mini-Love might hear you!!!

[Jo March]

9. I love Big Brother. n/t

[mrboba1]

2. Being as close to Charlotte as you are...

that makes it even tougher. You're in 'pug land and right next to where the Panthers play!

I'm glad I'm not in your shoes!!
:P

[Jo March]

4. Judging from the Kerry stickers that I've seen lately

I'm not so sure it's still pug land! I've been pretty impressed with the number of stickers that I've seen for Kerry.

In 2000, all I saw was a sea of Bush stickers. Not so many this year.

Go Panthers!!

[catmandu57]

3. As long as they don't do a split screen

If that happens football has lost me for life.

[Jo March]

5. If they do that, I will turn the channel

I will not watch that man. I will NOT.

[Commendatori]

8. I'll be by to burn your football books, fantasy football mags and

other sports-related literature, and a Gestapo agent will be with me to take a statement from you, you traitorous dog.

Bush ueber Alles!

[Jo March]

11. You'll pry my football stuff out of my cold dead hands! n/t

[kayell]

10. You could eschew violence entirely and read a good book

But if you must go with violence, choose the football. At least you'll avoid the nauseating media porn that goes with the RNC.