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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:22 PM
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Nobody flirt with me! I have a +5 Sword of Monogamy and I'm not afraid to
Edited on Thu Sep-02-04 12:23 PM by Plaid Adder
use it!

ON edit: that's "sword," not "sworf." Geez.

The Plaid Adder
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tkulesa Donating Member (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:40 PM
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1. OMG, gaming and flirting in the same sentence!

I'll trade you two +5 Shields of virginity and a +3 Cloak of Social Awkwardness for that sword of yours. :7
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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:45 PM
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2. Not even if you threw in 1,000 gold pieces.
Never parting with the sword, and my shield of virginity got busted a long time ago. But I've got some +10 chain mail of Catholic guilt that I don't use any more and would be willing to unload for cheap.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:48 PM
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3. Ha! Bring it! I have a +5 Shield of Promiscuity
and a +3 Sword of Infidelity!

Swish, swish, clang, clang!!

:P
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:53 PM
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4. "Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!"
Anyone seen "Summoner Geeks" on Ifilms.com? :freak:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 04:48 PM
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5. my husband jsut brought home a tai-chi sword
So I better not flirt either. ;)
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