We haven't had a big 'I'm leaving DU' flounce for quite a while.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Who wants to start?

[rbnyc]

1. I'm leaving DU...

...in 2 minutes because my lunch break will be over.

Back to work.

;-)

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I'm leaving DU....

to go to work. Bye!

[Skinner]

3. I'm leaving DU.

No. Seriously. I'm leaving.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Oh dear. I broke DU.

It's all my fault.
It's because I messed with the spam filter, isn't it? I'll buy you a new one. Honest!

[Misunderestimator]

13. Damn it... and it was going so well...

:spank:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. I killed his joy of DU with my low-brow posts and cheap insults.

Lead me to the stocks.

[Misunderestimator]

18. And having to hire more monitors just to lock your threads...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. And then I registered ireallyhateskinner.com

You can see why he might get a little tetchy.

[Misunderestimator]

24. LOL... Hey that site is available.... quick! Get to E-bay to sell it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. Yeah. That and its sister site.

andyourlittledogtoo.com

[Misunderestimator]

28. LMAO

[rbnyc]

7. Shut up!

:P

Don't scare me like that.

[mrboba1]

10. God! I'm still scared!!!

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[terrya]

11. Now, THAT's scary.

[redqueen]

15. The lack of drama in this post makes it scary.

:scared:

[DrWeird]

19. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

I'd be laughing, freeper, but I know you'll just come crawling back.

:P

[mac56]

25. Wha-wha- WHAAAAA?!

(rubs eyes like Jon Stewart)

Really?!

[WilliamPitt]

46. Stop trying to censor me

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. WHAAAGGGHHHH I am leaving

nobody likes me here, they are all to get me...

:-)

Now is this what you were talking about?

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. That's more like it.

A little more self-righteousness, and you're there.

[EnfantTerrible]

5. I'm leaving DU...

...everything when i die.


:loveya:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

9. I am already gone . This is CarolinaPeridotBot posting.

See Grovel Bot and CarolinaPeridot had a kid and I am the result of their union .

[sundog]

12. Hold on.. I have to work up my inner drama queen...

I'm leaving DU FOREVER !!!!!

[texas1928]

36. That should not be to hard for you.

:P

[sundog]

45. You're just pissed cause I took the Oscar home

:7

[texas1928]

47. You had the judges fixed

and and it was rigged so you can keep it.

[mrboba1]

16. I've had it!

Some people just can't tell their elbows from their asses, and when I tell tehm how it really is, they get all fuckin pissy 'cause I meisspelled a word!! My brain doesn't have time to worry about that stupid stuff!

I'm the all-knowing one about guns, abortions, rape and liberalism - if you can't handle the truth, then I'll jsut take it with me!!!

pththttbbbt!!!

I'm leaving!!!

:hi:

[johnnie]

17. I'm gone..out of here

I posted two threads yesterday and only 3 people responded. When I first signed up here yesterday, I thought that this was a good place to be with like minded people. Boy was I wrong!!!
I guess you have to have a lot of posts before anyone responds to you. So, you can all just get by without me...I am so out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. It is spelled moron not moran!!!!!!!!



How was that? :shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. That's good. That's very good.

[tigereye]

34. you need to post scurrilous ? sex and rock and roll threads,

johnnie. Like Byron and Al. There. Do I have to leave since I insulted my rock and roll cronies?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

37. I'm not sure it's possible to insult me.

[tigereye]

40. I think you may be right

and I suspect I wouldn't be the woman to do it, given all that has come before...also, I prefer scathing dry humor to insults, and/or the "Rodney Dangerfield School of Love."

[NashVegas]

20. I'm Leaving DU

Sometime in October.

[asthmaticeog]

23. I'm leaving DU

if I see one more Laura Bush/Jack Nicholson-as-the-Joker "Separated at Birth" thread, one more "The DNC bylaws state that Zell should be kicked out" thread, or another "Caption" thread that sports the same exact photo as several prior "Caption" threads.

No, I won't really leave. I'll just seethe and stew, allowing my wrath at the lameness to feed my ever-growing powers of smug elitist contempt until I become INVINCIBLE! *cues up Pat Benatar song*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. If I see one more thread criticising Laura Branigan, I'm outta here!

You people don't deserve me!

[asthmaticeog]

29. You take my self, you take my self control

"I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never knows

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh "

We didn't deserve Laura Branigan, SLB. She's in a better place now - a place where she has hits, and all the earworms are above-average.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. She was too good for us, friend. too good for us.

[miss_kitty]

30. well once all you wusses leave DU

it will be MINE! ALL MINE!
Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

and i just got here, too.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[SeekerofTruth]

31. I'm leaving DU because nobody likes me

everybody hates me
so I'm gonna eat some worms
long slim slimy ones
short fat juicy ones
itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms

(thank goodness nobody can here me singing this)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. Is Skinner still here?

:scared:

[tigereye]

35. he wasn't serious, was he?

so what did I miss? I might leave since I have to start working more, now that my kid is back in school. Gotta pay tuition somehow. And cuz I can't seem to attract any college- aged boytoys. ;)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

38. Well, I'm sorry we're too old for you.

We shall find you a collegiate toy, then.

Now that Skinner has left, we can put up ads. Bwaahaahaaha!

[tigereye]

39. nah you're not too old

do you have a beard? ;)

I guess guys in their 20s would be okay.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

41. No beard.

Can't even grow one at 28.

[tigereye]

43. that's okay

Don't mind me I am just giddy since B is back to school.

:hug:

here's a hug for ya.

[Beaverhausen]

42. No one flirts with me - I'm leaving

so there.

[WoodrowFan]

44. I'm tired of all the Dean bashing

All you non_Deanies are MEAN . so I'm leavinbg.



don't try to stop me...





I mean it (door slams)



(door opens) I left! (door closes)


(door opens a crack, then closes)


(door opens) i SAID, I'm Leaving!

yooo hoo!!!



hello???

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. Great. Now we can all talk about WoodrowFan.

I mean, who likes Taylor Woodrow anyway? I know they're the UK's leading developer of living and working enviromnents, but really.

http://www.taylorwoodrow.com/

[Tom Kitten]

48. I will leave DU soon....

when I reach 1000 posts which will coincide with my one year anniversary of joining this forum....soon after I will announce myself as the illegitimate love child of Karl Rove and Anne Coulter, and soon after that I will cash my fat keep quiet check for $500,000 and lead a quiet life in posh retirement until the end of my days in Uzbekistan...

You heard it here first!

[ProfessorGAC]

50. I Knew It!

You infiltrator you! BTW: Your next post will your 1000th.
The Professor