What does it mean when your basketball won't bounce?

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040902/ap_on_fe_st/marijuana_basketball&e=1

Prison Guards Find Basketball Full of Pot

McALESTER, Okla. - Basketballs are usually puffed up with air, but somebody found a way of inflating one with a substance usually associated with puffing of another kind.



Oklahoma State Penitentiary officials cut into an exercise-yard basketball and found nearly two pounds of what is believed to be marijuana stuffed inside.


Acting on a tip from McAlester police, prison officials searched the yard and found the basketball, which held 30 one-ounce packets of the leafy substance.

Morgan said officials don't know how the basketball got on the prison grounds.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. How the hell do you put pot into a basketball.

:shrug:

[underpants]

2. I would guess that they slit a hole in it

You could carry it around under your arm and no one would think anything of it. I'm guessing here.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. My biggest point on the "war on drugs"...if we can't keep drugs out..

...of prisons, how the hell does anyone think we can eradicate them in the rest of society.

[underpants]

4. You are assuming

that those who control the prisons WANT to keep drugs out.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Hell...they ought to GIVE prisoners pot!

It might make the place less prone to violence.

LOL