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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:48 PM
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Turkish Man Squirts Milk From Eye 9.2 Feet (WARNING)
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/milk_squirting

ISTANBUL, Turkey - Ilker Yilmaz might just hold one of the world's most bizarre world records. The Turkish construction worker on Wednesday poured milk into his hand, loudly snorted it up his nose and squirted it 9.2 feet out of his left eye in what he hopes will be recognized as a new world record.

"I'm happy and proud that I can get Turkey in the record book even if it's for milk squirting," said the 28-year-old. He says he is among only a handful of people around the world who can perform the feat because of an anomaly in his tear gland.

The Web site for Guinness World Records says Mike Moraal of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, set the existing record, of 8.745 feet in France in 2001.

Mahir Kendusim, an Istanbul-based eye doctor, said a cavity links the lower eyelid to the nasal cavity, but added that he has never heard of anyone who was able to carry out a feat such as Yilmaz's.

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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:49 PM
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1. One begs to wonder why their isnt ANOTHER type of "milk" squirting contest
If you know what I mean. :evilgrin: Hell, if this can pass for a world record, why can't my idea??
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:50 PM
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3. NO I don't understand
please explain.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:50 PM
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2. Yeah...uh...go Turkey.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:53 PM
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4. Things to do in Istanbul when you're bored


Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
So if you've got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul...
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:56 PM
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5. As he said to the cameraman and reporter covering the....
...story, "Ok guys, I'll be keeping an eye out for you!":freak:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:58 PM
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6. No, no, no...it was 'here's milk in your eye!'
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