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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:00 PM
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Using sex to get votes for Kerry...
http://www.fthevote.com/about.php

The premise of the above site is that one should use sexual favors to get lovers to register to vote and to vote for your candidate... Now, I would support this totally if I didn't think that Republicans lie to get laid all the time anyway, and so this might not work.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:03 PM
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1. OK, I'll volunteer to be a model
But, I don't think my ability in bed would win any votes and my wife wouldn't let me, anyhow.



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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:17 PM
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2. Thats why you need the paper printout from the electronic voting
machines
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:24 PM
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3. Talking about getting the word out,
I'll use my mouth for my country all right! :o
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:51 PM
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4. Oink!
:evilgrin:
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:54 PM
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5. I don't WANT to have sex with Republican women
But I'll do it for a Democratic victory.
If I have to.
I guess.
John
The things I do for America...
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 09:08 PM
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6. well if you are going to twist my arm
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 09:30 PM
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7. Ready to take one for the team...
I'm single and not so repugnant that a half-bottle of Crown Royal won't make me look undesirable to a hard-up Repuke looking to trade her vote for 2.5 inches of hot, sweet lovin'! Let's see, at 45 seconds a go, I figure I can win Florida single-handedly by November.

Excuse me while I go concoct a Viagra/Yohimbe/Horny Goat Weed cocktail.

Heh heh...I said "cock"tail...
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 11:27 PM
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8. LOL...
You go boy!
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