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After viewing some of the RNC's verion of "compassion" the last few nights, I decided to honor those who made us proud:
To Zell "I'm a Democrat, really!" Miller and Larry "I'm a Star, Really!" Gatlin.
And with apologies to no one...
All the bile (to the tune of Gatlin's only "hit" All The Gold)
(Yes, there's more verses than in the original....I was having fun.)
All the bile in the Grand Old Party
Is on a stage in the middle of Madison Square
Calling out Bush's name
So while you’re dreaming of seein' him elected
It don’t matter at all how much you play your old lies
We are all onto your game
Claimin’ he's a hero, when he's really such a zero
Can make a man lose it, on any talk show
Lying under spotlights don't appear too bright
Cause everything that Zell said is just not so
All the hate in the Grand Old Party
Is oozing off of a stage in Madison Square
Slandering Kerry's name
So if you’re thinking lies'll get Bush elected
It don’t matter at all how much you said it before
Deception is a Karl Rove game
Talking about his record, sets off the lie detector
How can an AWOL, compare to a real hero
Lying to the people, thinking all are sheeple
Larry just lost it on Ron Reagan's show
All the hate in the Grand Old Party
Is in a skank in the middle of the Garden floor
Purple Band-Aid on her chin
So if you think your lies'll get Bush elected
It don’t matter at all how much you said it before
You're in a fight you just can't win
Hammies!
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