Best line to get a Labor Day date:

[Robb]

Poll question: Best line to get a Labor Day date:

Lordy but I do live in the sticks! :D

What's my best line gonna be?

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

1. DU is so homophobic!!

The token gay response is the only one with the PINK indicator! :wow:

And guess who was the first one to vote the gay card? :D :D :D

[Robb]

2. and plus

...the foot-long response is red....!

This place. I'm right behind Skinner out the door! :D

[BringEmOn]

3. Can I put you into labor?

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Why buy the cow if you're getting the milk for free?

:evilgrin:

[Robb]

5. *Snarf!*

I hate to kick a poll this lame, but I gotta tell ya I'm gonna try to say that at least 100 times on Sunday.

"I was gonna buy this cow."
"Really? Why aren't you going to?"
"Well, I'm already getting the milk for free."

:D :bounce: :bounce: :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. You dingbat, you already have a date!

I think you should practice your wake boarding and motorcycling. :-)

[Robb]

7. She had the best. Line. Ever.

"You'd never get me on one of those rodeo bulls."
"No?"
"No way. Now a mechanical bull, that's something else."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I've been on a mechanical bull."
"Of course you have."
:D

[GOPisEvil]

8. Hehehehe...we like her!

[LynneSin]

9. I got a galleon of gasoline in a garbage bag, wanna huff it

Seriously, I grew up in the sticks and THIS was the drug of choice

:scared:

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. Hey, baby, what's your sign? I'm a feces. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. wow her with media passes!

She'll swoon. I guarantee.