Right, settle this dispute...

[dolo amber]

You're sitting around with your SO, drinkin' some beers...Your SO has *other* :smoke: pursuits that you can't take part in, lest you have (even moreso than normal) bizarre thoughts like pencils becoming posessed and flying into your eyeballs...

Your SO should fuck the hell right off and let you have the last beer, no??

:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. Yes.

I'm with you on all of it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. oh sure...he'll just waste it

[short bus president]

3. dispute settled:

you bring home the 12-pack, you get to drink at least half of 'em.

I ain't keepin' you from entering the secret bathroom drawer (wink, wink). And I promise I'll try to keep from poking you in the eye with it. I mean dammit all! You slip one time with one drunken, eye-poking mis-thrust, and suddenly you never hear the end of it! Throw a guy a bone, will ya'?

[dolo amber]

4. WTF??

See??

He clearly needs no further intoxicants...

:P

[short bus president]

6. Fine - if THAT's what you're worried about, YOU DRIVE!

with your doing it wrong and the dammit handle and the flinching and grimacing and ohgodweresurelygonnadies.

[Kenneth ken]

5. NO!

your poor SO probably has a very dry mouth and needs the fluids more than you do. :P

at least that was what alsways happened to me when I partook of :smoke:

[dolo amber]

7. Awww, MAN!

And here I thought you were a *member of the tribe* and all...

;)

[Kenneth ken]

8. erm

nope. I'm of the Groucho Marx school - wouldn't be a member of any group which would have someone like me as a member. :D

Heck, the only reason I stay at DU is 'cause I *have* to pay to get let in.

[dolo amber]

9. I meant that *wink wink*

secret club...y'know, the one with the Thai ladyboys...;)

(I'm like...SO into ladyboys...*squeak* :P)

[short bus president]

10. Hemmorhoidal bloody jeebus on the proverbial pointy unlubed stick!

Damn dolo! Can't a guy keep ANY secrets around this place?!?

[Kenneth ken]

11. erm, uhm ahh

what?

I almost never know what you're talking about. I must be too old or too out of touch or something. Thai ladyboys.

I'm thinking thai sticks and :smoke: and other fun names for herbs. I had to give all that stuff up; too addicting for me. It was weird, I can have a bottle of whiskey around and goes days or weeks without a drink, but :smoke: was always a got it? gotta have it! kind of thing for me. No self-control for that. So I quit it completely.

I wonder how I would deal with legal :smoke: ? I'd like to find out.

:hi: