"It's pretty clear who wears the pants in the family now, huh Nomar?"

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I've Won A Gold Medal


10. "Thinking soccer ball was Letterman's head made it more fun to kick."
Heather O'Reilly

9. "I'm saving on my gold medal insurance thanks to Geico!"
Lindsay Tarpley

8. "Now that the Olympics are over, it will be fun to use our hands again."
Cat Reddick

7. "I swiped a couple of miniature bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriott."
Brianna Scurry

6. "We tested positive for being 18 really hot soccer babes."
Abby Wambach

5. "I regularly go to McDonald's to satisfy my Olympic-sized appetite. I just made $10,000 for saying that."
Kristine Lilly

4. "It was such an honor to play in front of dozens and dozens of crazed fans."
Joy Fawcett

3. "Thank goodness I won this thing--on the way to the theater my medal stopped two bullets."
Julie Foudy

2. "I'm pleased to announce that I'm now Mrs. Bob Costas."
Brandi Chastain

1. "It's pretty clear who wears the pants in the faminly now, huh Nomar?"
Mia Hamm

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hehehe...cute.

6. "We tested positive for being 18 really hot soccer babes."
Abby Wambach

Uh...I have to agree with that statement. :7

[underpants]

2. Top Ten Ways NYC is Preparing for the Republican National Convention

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2004/ls_topten_archive_20040826.shtml


7. Neckline being raised on Statue of Liberty's robe to John Ashcrofts's specifications.

3. At President Bush's request, the Empire State Building is on "King Kong Alert."

[underpants]

3. Top Ten Signs Tom Ridge Needs A Vacation

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2004/ls_topten_archive_20040804.shtml

4. Before making important decisions, asks self, "What would Courtney Love do?"

3. Issues separate terror warnings for squirrels

2. Stands outside White House all day screaming, "Condolezza!!!!!!"

1. Yesterday had lunch with Osama - - completely forgot to call the cops

[russian33]

4. lunch with Osama, oh my God i have coffee all over the keyboard..LOL