GOP bumper stickers-- a few left over from the convention

[Art_from_Ark]

Get 'em while they last!

I support the troops--- if they're Republican, that is!
I support the troops-- as long as they don't receive a Purple Heart
I support the troops-- as long as they stay over there
I support the troops-- I just don't want to pay for them
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I wanna see just how bad things can get
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- the greatest ticket since Grant-Colfax
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because Halliburton needs the no-bid contracts
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I'm a glutton for punishment
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Beecoz Ah dont cotton none ta ejjikayshun
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Becuz we need sumwun dummer 'n me in charge
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because Pat Robertson said God said so
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because you can never have too many enemies
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because Bill Gates needs another tax cut
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because there are still some trees that are standing
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because reading a kids' book during 911 showed true leadership
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I'm really gettin' into this hate and kill stuff
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because my job still hasn't been outsourced
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I just love those daily terror alerts
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Cuz if gay maarrage gets leegal, I'm gittin' a divorce!
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Cuz my son wants to play T-ball at the White House
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Cuz the Reagan papers need to stay secret
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because California hasn't been screwed enough
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because lying about wars is better than getting a b**w job
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I believe in (Gambino) family values!
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Becoz they'd make good drinkin' buddies!
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Becuz Cheney's sneer's kinda cute
Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because the Apocalypse can't come soon enough!

[tandot]

1. Bu$h-Cheney 2004-- Because I wanna see just how bad things can get

Hilarious.

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