Hi! I'm Zell Miller, and I'm new here. Feel free to ask me a question!

[Kid_A]

As a Democrat, I thought this would be the perfect site to join and hear from my loyal constituents. So ask away!

[russian33]

1. Did you go back to your meds? I was concerned about you on Wed.

[Kid_A]

5. The only medication I take is my daily dose of Jesus.

Thank you for the question!

[matcom]

2. no question, just a suggestion

next time you show up on national tv in front of a large audience, you MIGHT want to put your teeth in.

i'm just sayin'

[Kid_A]

9. Why, whatevah do you mean, suh?

Ah have had the same teeth since the Battle of Gettysburg! Yes suh!

And please excuse mah accent. It comes and goes, you see.

[Kierkegaard]

3. OK, question # 1

What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, are you mentally deficient, suffering early stages of Alzheimer's, some gene depleted psychosis, or just a bitter, fucked up old asshole? Inquiring minds want to know...

[Kid_A]

7. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!

PISTOLS AT DAWN!

[Kierkegaard]

18. Challenge accepted!

Meet me in the Mekong Delta at sunset. I'll be the one on the camo colored aluminum boat with the twin 50's pointed at your genitals!

Be sure to bring some tweezers and a sandwich bag for your return trip to Arlington.

[underpants]

19. Rules of dueling

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/duel/sfeature/rulesofdueling.html

[Kid_A]

25. Ah will nevah abide bah the rules set forth by PBS, suh.

Pistols at dawn, on the Capitol steps. Ah will be there, will you, you charlatan?

[underpants]

31. What you want a two on one duel?

Sure. :bounce:

[Kierkegaard]

37. Wouldn't that be a

dual duel?

[talullah]

4. Sen. Miller,

You spoke very damningly of Papa W. at the '92 DNC. Why the change of heart?
And also, how does one become a real life fawghorn-leghorn?

[Kid_A]

11. The answer to both questions is Jesus.

[tandot]

6. are you back on your meds?

man, you are just batshit crazy ... you gotta seek help ... this is no way to live your life ... you might suffer from a heart attack and drop dead with all that anger you are carrying around ...

:evilgrin:

[Kid_A]

8. Your question has already been asked, suh.

Please see the top of this page.

[sus]

10. What was it like before the earth cooled? Did you eat gruel?

[Lavender Brown]

What the fuck kind of a name is Zell, anyway?

[Kid_A]

16. Watch your language son!

Don't make me take off mah belt!

[underpants]

12. Have ya checked to see if your 'shine supplier is using an old radiator?

instead of real copper tubing? I have heard that it can make you blind to everything including the facts.

[Kid_A]

15. I make my own shine. It's so good it knocked President Bush off the wagon.

[name not needed]

13. Have you taken your medicine lately?

[underpants]

14. Did your father f**k chickens?

Your poultry likeness is remarkable.

You mother?

[Kid_A]

17. PISTOLS AT DAWN, SUH!

DEMEAN MY FATHER, WILL YOU? I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

[underpants]

21. You'll need to get someone to read this to you

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/duel/sfeature/rulesofdueling.html

[RobertSeattle]

20. How many people are in your anger management group?

[Kid_A]

26. WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?!?!

And there are 6 of us.

[sus]

22. why are you avoiding my questions? do you want me to speak softly?

[delete_bush]

23. Do you have a good

spitball recipe?

[underpants]

24. -

[drb]

27. Question: What's that stuff on your chin and...

...why are your knees so dirty?

[LostInAnomie]

28. This picture make you look like you died eating a big sandwich...

... Which sandwich was it?

Big Mac
Whopper
Big Montana

[KamaAina]

29. Who was the guy who served as Governor of Ga. under the name

"Zell Miller"?

He was actually pretty good, so we KNOW it couldn't have been you!!! :evilgrin:

[Kid_A]

30. AH DON'T LIKE YOUR LINE OF QUESTIONING!

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVAH! GOOD DAY, SUH!

[underpants]

34. Are you going to tell us to "GET OUTA MAH FACE!!!" ?

:bounce:

[No2W2004]

32. Suh, did yer grandma drop yew on yer head

so she could go "visit the barnyard" in th' biblical sense?

[kcwayne]

33. Did you gargle after you spent Wednesday night licking Repuke ass?

[Hoosier Democrat]

35. So, what are your retirement plans....

Gonna become the official Whore for the Bush Crime Family or are you just gonna go back to your old job as the banjo player in "Deliverance"?

[Kid_A]

36. Sorry, guys. Zell left. And now there's spittle all over my screen.

What a cranky old coot.

[hiphopnation]

39. Damn!

I wanted some advice on opening a local KKK chapter. Shucks. Looks like I'll have to stick with the "freelance racist" thing for now. Aaawww well.

[TrustingDog]

38. Zellena Handbasket, are you related to.... ?

[RobertSeattle]

40. How is George Lucas to work with?

(See my tagline for clarification)

[campaignextra]

41. What the Zell were you thinking?

http://www.pnionline.com/dnblog/extra/

Unleash Zell
We coach Little League in the blue states and, yes, we've got some gay friends in the red states. There are patriots who opposed the war in Iraq and there are patriots who supported the war in Iraq. We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America. -- Barrack Obama, Democratic keynote speaker, July 27, 2004.

Today, at the same time young Americans are dying in the sands of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan, our nation is being torn apart and made weaker because of the Democrats' manic obsession to bring down our commander in chief....Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator.-- Zell Miller, Republican keynote speaker, Sept. 1, 2004.

Somebody call Michelle Malkin -- there's been a deliberate shooting in the foot. But it's not John Kerry in 1969. Instead it's the usual suspect, the Republican Party. Democrats beat themselves up for not being as aggressive as their GOP rivals, and much of the time they're right. The Swift boat attacks on John Kerry seemed so ridiculous at first that the Kerry campaign ignored them -- until the damage was already done.

But there's a major downside to having an extra political Y-chromosome. Remember, the president's father, George H.W. Bush still had a fighting chance in 1992 before the party confab in Houston, where speakers like Pat Buchanan spoke of "religious war" before a dumbfounded prime-time audience. Now in 2004, after two days where good-cop Republicans like Rudy Giuliani and John McCain made the best-possible case for Bush II, someone condemned to repeat history made the fatal decision to unleash the hounds.

And it's clear that Zell Miller has gone from "Yellow Dog" Democrat to simply a barking-mad dog. But this dog won't hunt -- not with the moderate voters the GOP came to New York hoping to win back. We won't repeat the whole litany of half-truths and out-and-out slanders that came from the Democratic turncoat's mouth -- Kerry defending America with spitballs after ceding authority to France and the UN (at least he didn't mention black helicopters, though it probably crossed his mind). A number of others have already done that, including this story, and this one.

But we wonder how many votes Miller lost with his over-heated and angry sounding rhetoric -- capped off by losing his cool on "Hardball." Although the Swift Boat assault on Kerry was the height of cynical political (as opposed to moral) brilliance, Karl Rove has suddenly been wearing the emperor's new clothes in Madison Square Garden. There's been the blatant politizing of the 9/11 tragedy, the inscrutable Bush twins (Rove was caught so unawares he reportedly said whoever handled the speech belongs "on a slow boat to China") and now this Category 4 Zellstorm.

After Houston in 1992, Bush 41 actually went down in the polls. It could happen to Bush 43. After Ronald Reagan passed away earlier this year, there was so much talk -- some of it, frankly, overblown -- about his optimism. The pundits, in their futile bid to fill a week of air time, said back then that the party that could bottle that positive political spirit would win the 2004 election. Go back now, and compare Barrack Obama to Zell Miller.

Obama's glass is more than half-full. And this stale, warmed-over bottle of Miller is way past half-empty.

[neuvocat]

42. I banned Zell Miller once when I was a moderator.

So the user just came back with the same name but different cases for letters. Then the admin banned him.

[arbusto_baboso]

43. Hi, Zell. When did you get your brain and heart replaced by rat excrement

'cuz I just am curious to know about that.