Most hated tv commercial jingle?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Most hated tv commercial jingle?

I'll add more (and as always Other) as they get nominated in replies. Obviously, I hate the fake Springsteen-style auto-parts anthem.

As to Charmin Ultra, does this update the old question to "Does a bear use toilet paper when he shits in the woods?" (Everybody: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!)

[The Straight Story]

1. Old Mr. Hero one

Think it went something like "So open up your mouth a little bit wider and let a mr hero slide inside ya" at least it sounded like that to me when I was a kid...

[flamingyouth]

3. LOL - what was this advertising exactly?

:D

[The Straight Story]

5. Sub Sandwiches (n/t)

[flamingyouth]

6. Thanks - I'm much more comfortable knowing this now n/t

[flamingyouth]

2. I don't even watch TV and I hate that Auto Zone ad

I think I hear it from my neighbors even! Make it stop! :grr:

[Bossy Monkey]

14. You may have inadvertently landed on a ClearChannel radio station

They seem to sponsor every single one of them

[Rowdyboy]

4. "Heartburn, indigestion, nausea, upset stomach, diahhrea...

Yah, Pepto Bismol!" with actors pantoming the symptoms. Very nasty. The SINGLE most sickening ad on television

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Dingdingdingding I think we have a winner

Anyway, I'm adding it. There's all of 2 votes so far, so winning isn't likely to be a big challenge.

[Rowdyboy]

13. I voted and now its tied for first (33-33-33%)

Thanks for ading it. Its really disgusting.

[Seldona]

11. What you said.

I literally cringed when i saw that ad.

What a way to end a career.

Mimicking diarrhea etc on national television.

Glad that one lasted only a couple weeks.

At least that I have seen.

[Rowdyboy]

15. That disgusting shit has been airing for weeks down here...

I immediately "mute" the commercial as soon as it starts. It really makes me ill.

[Seldona]

20. Agreed.

Guess I don't have much time to watch tv lately.

And thanks to my kids, it is mostly SpongeBob when I do get the chance.

:)

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Does a bear use toilet paper

I had heard.... rabbits.

Which brings to mind the old joke....

A bear is going in the woods... and a rabbit happens by...

The bear asks the rabbit if he has trouble with crap sticking to his fur and the rabbit proudly states that he never has such trouble....

So the bear picks up the rabbit and well you know what he does...

First time I heard it I laughed... it was long ago... still makes me chuckle a little.

[Endangered Specie]

18. ROFL! I do like that one

[HysteryDiagnosis]

25. ROFL! I do like that one

And just think.... if this ever becomes a reality.... rabbits might make it onto your endangered species list.

[Bake]

8. Sprint - "Business Is Beautiful"

I'm pretty sick of that one. "With Sprint in my business, my business is beautiful." Soul-less people dancing wildly to dollar signs. Pretty pathetic. CNN runs it every damn morning.

Bake

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Mercifully I haven't seen/heard this one; I'll avoid CNN mornings n/t

[johnnie]

9. Not a jingle but

That car commercial where that woman is doing all those strange body movements while they drive. And the guy is laughing....I hated that commercial.

[doc03]

16. Mc Donalds "I'm lovin it"

[ThoughtCriminal]

17. This old "Ring Around the Collar" ad

makes any of these sound like Bach in comparison.

[Bossy Monkey]

19. I kind of meant current ones, but you're certainly right

I'll probably add it if time doesn't run out on me (again)

[argyl]

21. Bridgestone Tires,with that awful techno version of Roseanne Cash's

"The Wheel."That's second,anyway.The Pepto Bismol nausea,heartburn,diarhhea rumba is as bad as I've ever seen.

[Bossy Monkey]

23. Too true; sorry it's too late to edit the poll

but a definite stinkburger. I usually listen to tv rather than watch, so I didn't even know what this was advertising, but I'll certainly assiduously avoid buying Bridgestone now.

[Swamp Rat]

22. All of the above. Really.

I hate TV ads.

[TOhioLiberal]

24. that frigging pepto commercial...

'nuff said! TACKY!