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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:30 AM
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Dream #2: Bush strips in front of press corps, licks own nipple
A visibly shaken Scott McClellan told reporters today that the President "buckled under a brief and very untypical moment of great stress" when he tore off his clothing in front of members of the press this morning.

After defrocking himself, he proceeded to lick his own nipple while screaming "I got you where I want you mommy!, I got you where I want you!"
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:33 AM
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1. I don't want that image in my head.
:puke:
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:34 AM
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2. oh yes you do... it would be the sweetest thing and you know it!
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:36 AM
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3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited on Sun Sep-05-04 03:37 AM by LiberalVoice
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:38 AM
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4. DUDE!!! I had the same dream...!
That is so cosmic. Was he wearing that blue silk thong that matched his tie?
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:40 AM
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5. no, he was wearing daisy duke running shorts that Clinton left...
dude i didn't dream this.. i just thought it up.
it would be so sweet...
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-05-04 03:42 AM
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6. </joke>
Must be getting late.
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