Christ! The list of people who need to KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS is

[dbt]

growing faster than I can write it down! Whole forests are in danger of being dispatched to the paper mill! SHIT! Three more just wormed their way onto the list while I was writing two sentences!!

Sandra Day O'Connor
James Baker
DICKless Cheney
Tim Russert
Bill Schneider
Toby Keith
Ann Coulter
Rust Limpballs
The restless corpse of Ronald Reagan
Lyndon Johnson
Richard Nixxon
Gerald Ford
Ralph Nader
Edward Teller
Paul Greenberg
Mike Huckabee
JANET Huckabee
Robert Oppenheimer
The Monkees
The translators of the King James Bible
Every 19th knuckle-dragger on Free Republik
Richard Simmons
Zell Miller
Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson (I can't tell the difference anymore!)
Bill O'Reilly
The entire "Debunker Squad" in The Meeting Room
Jay Leno
Sam Walton
John McCain
(Did I mention Sandra Day O'Connor?)
Dr. Laura
Dr. Phil
Dr. Pepper
Henry Kissinger
Henry Hyde
The sorry son of a BITCH who invented cell phones
Randy Travis (he just pisses me off somehow)
Whoever thought it would be cute to make CHEMTRAILS everywhere
The Five Sorry Bastards who run Amerikan TV
Charles Krauthammer
Sir Walter Raleigh (he was such a stupid get!)
William Tecumseh Sherman
George Armstrong Custer
Ted Nugent
Robin Meade
Tom Brokaw
Asa Hutchinson
Dennis Hastert
Newt GingRICH
Exxon
Blanche DINO Lincoln
Michael Dukakis

And, of course, the ENTIRE DNA structure of the Bush family on all sides, in every direction, even unto everyone who has ever touched one of these Reptiles!

Damn. All these lips really chap my ass!

:evilgrin:
dbt

PS: Sandra Day O'Connor

[Kierkegaard]

1. You forgot...

well, you probably forgot several hundred people, but since you mentioned Terd Nugget, I thought Alice(in wonderland) Cooper and Gene (per)Simmons should get in line, too.

[skooooo]

2. The Monkees?

What did Davy, Micky, Peter, and Mike do to you?

[Blue Gardener]

3. All the Swift Boat Liars

Can't forget those slimeballs!

[tenpinjohn]

4. And every Chicken-hawk Vietnam Girlie Man

[olddem43]

5. You can cross off all the dead people on the list -

They aren't going to kiss anything.