Dick Cheney visiting here on Friday, any suggestions?

[Archae]

Dick Cheney is scheduled to visit here in Sheboygan Friday.

Any suggestions what I should do, that won't get me arrested or my head bashed in by Freeper-types?

[Misunderestimator]

1. Spitballs?

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Visit Milwaukee?

n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Do what I did when * came to Chippewa Falls.

Get out of town. Go someplace very public where a lot of people will see you. Maybe wear somethng weird like a chicken suit to attract attention so people will remember you.

That way you'll have an alibi in case anything terrible happens.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. A large demonstration

And remember to decalre the following a First Amendment Zone:



Image from the website of the American Astronomical Society

[texas_teacher]

5. Where

Where in Sheboygan is he going to be? I need to warn my family.

[blueknight]

6. yeah

tell him to go cheney hisself

[Archae]

7. Details still lacking.

n/t

[Catfight]

8. Buy a bunch of Quaker Oil and build a monument to him. n/t

[Deja Q]

9. Get some empty cans, make a logo called "Quacker Oil" and build that

monument to DickLESS Cheney. :D

[Hand]

10. Moon him! Organize a mass mooning!

Nothing is more effective! No quip can disarm a mass mooning!

:evilgrin: