Yes this election is important, but

[salinen]

- Are Brittany's boobs real?
- Did Kobe do the payola shuffle?
- Are the Yankees going to tank?
- What's more important, less filling or great taste?
- What should Trump do with his hair?
- At this moment, is Oprah on a diet?
- Do tongue piercings make for better oral sex?
- How much does it cost to go to "Burning Man"?
- Homegrown or Outdoor?
- Does my cell phone match my outfit?

[skooooo]

1. True..

...that kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?

[brainshrub]

2. Answers.

- Are Brittany's boobs real?
No.

- Did Kobe do the payola shuffle?
Probably.

- Are the Yankees going to tank?
In 7th layer of Hell. (Go Socks)

- What's more important, less filling or great taste?
Taste.

- What should Trump do with his hair?
Nothing, it's a work of art on par with the Mona Lisa.

- At this moment, is Oprah on a diet?
Yes.

- Do tongue piercings make for better oral sex?
It's not the piercing per se; People who do get piercings done tend go be able to give better oral. (With or without the extra metal)

- How much does it cost to go to "Burning Man"?
About $200. http://www.burningman.com/

- Homegrown or Outdoor?
Homegrown.

- Does my cell phone match my outfit?
Yes. But no one cares.

[salinen]

3. Thanks

Now I can concentrate on how long J'Lo's marriage will last.

[olddem43]

4. What about who will get voted off the island next?

Or was that several "reality shows" ago? How much time will Michael get and will Scott get death? The real trouble with this election is that there's no sex, so far at least.

[HEFFA]

5. What are armpits for? Why do men have nipples?

These and other interesting queries in the upcoming issue of...

:wtf: