Dubya and related subjects - Limerick slam

[fabius]

Try this for a change:

Said tough-talkin' Feldmarshall Rummy,
"I tell ya' that Shrub is no dummy,
He's captured Eye-Rack,
And when he gets back,
He'll run right on home to his Mummy!"

Ok, now you do one!

[gardenista]

1. Connie's lament

Said Connie to Congress, "I'd never,"
"Think the terrorists would be so clever,"
"As to hijack a plane,"
"And I am not to blame,"
"For not reading those memos. Whatever."

[gardenista]

2. Wolfie's witz

There once was a neocon hack,
Who repeatedly failed in the sack,
But while licking his comb,
He felt quite at home
Even when he was bombing Iraq.

[gardenista]

3. Chimpy's ramble

We all knew that young boy named Chimpy,
Who made all the horses go gimpy,
Because he won't ride 'em,
He gallops beside 'em,
And likes to pretend he's not whimpy.

[PittPoliSci]

4. try this one

There was a cowboy from Connecticut,
Who enjoyed starting wars just a bit,
Then from Saudi Arabia came an attack,
So he went after Iraq,
Come November when he sees the polls he'll throw a fit.