Since I'm stuck working today: You are all required to AMUSE me

[LynneSin]

We're a 24x7 operation and I'm stuck here working. So please - go ahead and find ways to amuse me but please remember I have a firewall here at work

[xchrom]

1. yes -- but i'm a princess of the first order

i don't amuse anybody....

[LynneSin]

3. But I'm the Queen of DU

so I outrank you

:bounce:

[xchrom]

4. indignant sniff -- if you wanna be that way about it!

i'm taking my tiara and going home!

[LynneSin]

5. That's MY tiara you're stealing

GUARDS - take this princess to the tower!!!

[xchrom]

6. then i want that pink taffeta dress back

it looks better on me any way!

[LynneSin]

7. you can have that rag!

I'd rather have a sexy low-cut daring silk black dress

SO THERE!!!

[xchrom]

9. and i look better in that too!

ok -- now who has a picture of a flouncy number like that in their computer?
that dress is fabulous!

[blondeatlast]

18. But this is MY princess dress, and I win, guaranteed.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1800_14006740

[DebJ]

2. well, at least you have access to the internet! and

apparently a chair! I'll be on my feet all day (sniff, sniff), and we simply don't get holiday pay, except Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. Although with Bush's programs rolling along, with four more years of him, we'll probably lose that too. Poor little business owners can't be expected to survive on their little multi-million dollar quarterly checks! Of course, we survive on $8 hour max!
Finished rant.

[Bronco69]

8. Here's a joke for you that I saw on tv the other night:

An elderly man and woman are sitting in a nursing home. The old man says to the old woman, "I'll bet you can't guess how old I am." The old woman says, "I'll bet I can. Stand up." So the old man stands up. Then the old woman says, "Pull down your pants." So the old man pulls down his pants. The old woman says, "Pull down your underwear." So the old man pulls down his underwear. The old woman reaches up and starts tickling his balls. She looks at the old man and says, "You're 89." The old man says, "You're right! How did you know that?" The old woman says, "You told me yesterday!" :-)

[Skittles]

10. like hell

I just got off a 14 hour shift and I'll be back at work 6:00 PM tonight for another one

[LynneSin]

11. Geez, you could at least give me a "I'LL KICK YOUR ASS" reply

:cry:

I feel so unloved!

[Skittles]

14. sorry, girl

it was a cruddy night. I work with so many boring people; I swear I could feel my hair growing last night.

[LynneSin]

15. threaten to kick my ass, it'll cheer you up alot

:loveya:

[trigz]

12. Try to imagine Bush in a thong, dancing in front of the mirror...

...singing "I want to be a ladyboy".

I'm sorry, that was just disgusting, wasn't it. Huh-huh! :)

[LynneSin]

13. I said FLICKING amused not nauseous to all hell

I've just had a 2 day stint in the hospital - you want to send me the hell back there!!!!

:mad:










:loveya:

[achtung_circus]

16. My GF and I have had a great weekend- the most, and I mean most amazing

sunburn we've had in years detracted a little, though.

[blondeatlast]

17. How about some choice political cartoons? (pic-heavy)

My particular favorite:

[blondeatlast]

19. Ptooey! Spitball, directly in Zell's RIGHT eye! nt

[LynneSin]

20. Damnit, don't make me challenge you to a duel

:eyes: