Ultimate Spoiler Thread - Either check it out or run away like a girly-man

[MrScorpio]

No movies, Just spoilers. You figure it out. Add some if you like.

Here we go:

- Soylent Green is made out people (PEEEEPOOOLE)

- Luke and Leia are actually twins and Darth Vader is their dad

- Rosebud is a sled

- Bruce Willis is actually a ghost that only the kid can see

- It's a alien cookbook for cooking humans

- John Travolta dies in the middle of the flick

- Steven Segal dies in the middle of the flick

- Ali McGraw dies at the end of the flick

- One of the dead Ten Little Indians is not really dead

- Her boyfriend and his best friend are the killers

- It's Earth in the future, after humans destroy everything

- He's really Tyler Durden

- The two women drive off a cliff

- The guy who got shot in the airport was actually him in the future

- John Wayne catches a bullet in the end

- The ship sinks, and the girl's new love dies

- She's an ogre too

- The zombies eat everybody

[5thGenDemocrat]

1. Gordo, finally, became the greatest pilot anyone had ever seen

And Old Yeller gets capped.
John
Not in the same movie -- two different movies.

[da_chimperor]

2. Cronauer's little buddy Tuan

is actually VC.

[gonefishing]

3. More stuff

The package gets delivered (not the next day).

They catch him (They can)

He looses the first fight.

The linebacker gets in a car wreck

The book store owner gets the movie star in the end

They pump him with thorazine in the end.

Tom Cruise dies in the end

The beginning is the end

[skygazer]

4. How about

The good guy kills the wacked out emperor.

Ilsa and Lazlo leave on the Lisbon plane.

The Brits kill William Wallace.

The band makes the cover of Rolling Stone.

Jesus dies.

[DrWeird]

5. Mystic River?

Actually, it was the girl's boyfriend's little brother and his best friend are the killers.

Unless you're talking about a movie I haven't seen.

[MrScorpio]

14. It's Scream

That one was pretty obvious

[MrSandman]

6. John Wayne catches a bullet?

That is two of them, isn't it?

And:

He commits prenatal suicide.

[MrScorpio]

9. Take your pick with Johnnie

Or take both.

Just remember that an American Fighting Man posted this thread

[MrSandman]

13. I liked Sgt Stryker...nt

[Kenneth ken]

25. "He commits prenatal suicide"

only in one version; in the theatrical release version, he lives, but scares her away when he first meets her.

:)

I just watched that yesterday; it was so good, I watched both versions back to back.

[Chovexani]

7. His wife killed her

Kids in the Hall fans might be able to guess the movie. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Here's more:

It's actually an isolated commune in the year 2004.

He's eaten by sharks, she gives herself up to the sharks as well (saw that one over the weekend)

The Earth is an alien's marble.

Dr. Garcia-Thompson is fired. It wasn't David Spade's car.

Billy hands over ownership to Carl, decides to go to teacher's college.

Tony is gunned down in a hail of bullets.

Bill is her lover and the father of her child.

[Chovexani]

19. Ooh! I know #4

PCU, one of my favorite movies. :)

[Gracie43]

10. Some more

Vito dies, Fredo dies, Mary dies.

The Ark is hidden away in a gov't warehouse.

Rhett walks out on Scarlet.

Louie and Rick join the Resistance; Victor and Ilsa split for the States.

[RUSTY SHACKLEFORD]

12. Three

It takes three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Mr. Owl told me so.

I'm evil bastard, I know.

[MrScorpio]

11. Some more

- It's actually a virtual world and people are the batteries that power it

- Norman is the real killer and his mom is a desiccated corpse

- She's a guy

- He never left Viet-Nam and it was all just a really bad dream he had just before he died

- Not only is Satan the guy running the law firm, but Satan's his father too

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

15. It's actually the Voyager probe.

The kid is the evil personality.

They weren't supposed to help her.

[Deja Q]

16. Philip J Fry is his own grandfather!

Futurama third season episode "Roswell that Ends Well" - classic sci-fi and awesome Futurama. :D

[No2W2004]

17. Anakin is Darth Vader, Palpatine is Darth Sideous/the Emperor,

Anakin causes Padame's death, and all the Jedi get killed 'cept for Obi Wan and Yoda.

[MrScorpio]

18. Mo Mo

- The number is really a pauper's grave site

- They can't stop the Apocalyse no matter how many robots they kill

- The Alien got onto the spaceship when no one was looking

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Even more:

Gwyneth's head is in a box.

His girlfriend had sex with a dead guy in the bathroom.

The French had the Grail all along.

He sleeps with the band geek.

He starts dating the band geek.

Mr. Orange is a cop.

The van is made of weed.

The house is built on an Indian burial ground.

[ironflange]

21. Here's another

- They all live happily ever after :D :) B-) :7

[NewHampshireDem]

22. The guy he thinks is the killer is really his best friend.

Go figure :shrug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. " John Wayne catches a bullet in the end"

In the ass?

Or at the end of the movie?

:shrug:

[gmoney]

24. Controversial spoilers

(depends which cut you see)

Deckard is a replicant, too

Willard calls in the airstrike anyway

Sam and Jill live happily ever after in a mobile home in the country

[EstimatedProphet]

26. A couple more

The car is actually a time machine/spaceship.

The Martians are defeated by Slim Whitman's yodeling.

Arthur is taken away to Avalon, and Excalibur is given back to the Lady of the Lake.

John can tune.

Earth was originally populated by idiots from Golgafrincham.

Dr. Frankenstein transferred consciousness with the monster, and received the monster's sex drive.

Everyone in the City learns that people can live past 30.

Flynn gets the proof that he invented Space Paranoids.

[dnbmathguy]

27. Some more

The aliens can be killed if you play really bad music over a loudspeaker.

He can't fly, but he can fall with style.

[Aristus]

28. The Scottish villagers can't wait to sell out to Big Oil

and become millionaires.


The man he accuses of killing his wife with insulin injections is actually himself.

[wyldwolf]

29. Hey, wait a minute???

Bruce Willis is actually a ghost that only the kid can see? And his ex-wife played someone who could communicate with a ghost? Coincidence? I think not!

[Khephra]

30. The talking bunny's purpose is to convince the hero to stay in bed

on a specific night so he can get killed by a plane, as things will be better off that way.

[Khephra]

31. Debbie Harry has been dead most of the film.

[MrScorpio]

32. So more

- The aliens invading rural Pennsylvania can be hurt by ordinary tap water

- The Invading flying saucers can be brought down by high-frequncy sound waves

- The Alien from another planet with the big giant robot came to both help humanity and to warn it

- The Aliens are keeping all of humanity locked in a hypnotic trance using television signals. You can see right though them with special glasses

- Once he receives his commission in the US Navy, he comes to the factory where she works and carries her off to a place that's happily ever after