Wouldn't it be cool if the Dems had an October Surprise, too?

[CanuckAmok]

I wonder what it could be...

Photos of Jenna and Barbara Bush in compromising positions with an Arabian Stallion?

GWB kicking a Puerto Rican White House maid in the butt?

Rove leaving his mic on whils saying "You know what's great about the American People? They're really, really stupid, and their teenage sons are hot!"?

Poppy caught buing a dime-bag from an undercover cop?

Ducuments surfacing that W was actually a fluffer for an all-gay hardcore version of Circus Circus from 1967-1975, paid in Demerol and JD, and that's why he deserted the ANG.

What coult it be??

[Jack Rabbit]

1. I'll settle for Bush and Cheney being indicted over the Plame outing

!!

[CanuckAmok]

2. How about Ridge breaking into a Synagogue to eat popcorn shrimp?

n/t

[DBoon]

6. or a ham and cheese sandwich

that ultimate guilty "not kosher" temptation

[mitchtv]

3. How about the film of the boy rapes

at Abu Grahib?

[DBoon]

4. We will reanimate Franklin Delano Roosevelt!

Advances in stem cell research will permit reviving long-thought-to-be-dead prominent Democrats. In the process, they will find themselves endowed with super-human powers, such as the ability to fly through the air, hurl large heavy objects, register apathetic voters, and even make Fox News tell the truth.

The combined powers of our Super-Democrats will lead us to victory over evil, and the final triumph of good!

(sorry guys, got carried away)

[realisticphish]

11. jfk will come back

and personally give cheney a swirlie

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Ducks In A Row]

5. Jeese Jackson leads a team into Pakistan...

and brings out bin Laden.

[lpbk2713]

7. O'Neill lived in a commune with the Manson family.

Also bore a child out of wedlock (gasp) with Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme.

[Radical Activist]

8. I heard a guy claim last week that

George Bush is gay and that he forces Laura to have sex with black men. That would be a good one. He also said something about being chased by the FBI and some other crazy stuff...interesting.

[Chovexani]

9. If Poppy got caught buying a dime bag

I wonder if he'd yell "the bitch set me up!"

This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm bored.

[Dying Eagle]

10. KKKarl Rove has a.....

White stain on his suit after leaving a "meeting" with the pres, that would do just fine!!