Yet another chimp moment..... CAPTION it...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

See, they have these books. I had no idea they had books this thick, but these books are about tax law. And I want to make it easier for my rich friends to make more money. So I am gonna burn these books, and then we will be free from all the tax laws.
Selah.

[mark414]

1. hahaha

i can't top that!

[donco6]

2. "Just like that guy in Michael Moore's movie said:

'Nobody reads this shit!'"

[zoeb]

3. I used to snort coke off these books! nt

[acmavm]

4. See these things? These are books. Now I don't have much, well I guess

I really don't have any first hand experience with books, but I understand that books can be confusing. All them big words and stuff. So I'm doing to declare that all books with more that two syllables will be illegal from this time forward.

Oh by the way, I belong the the Leona Helmsly school of thought on taxes. Taxes are only for you dumb middle and lower class boobs, me and my friends don't have to pay taxes. So kiss my ass, there ain't a damn thing you can to about it. I'm king and what I say goes. Got that?

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

5. See, I can read. I told you I could read!

[clydefrand]

6. You think I'm gonna read these books???

They ain't got no pictures in these books. Takes too much time. Time I need to tell everybody how much better they are with me as their leader. Time I need to smooze Prince Bandar. Naw, I can't read these books.

[Kierkegaard]

7. The 9/11 commission saw fit to write these for me.

I started out with 'My pet goat' and NOW look at me! I'm turning the corner on literacy!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. You can be a published author too!

Just send me your manuscripts!

Sorry, fiction only.

[Dark]

8. Thanks to my 'No Child Left Behind," this school just got two new books!

For the whole Fifth grade!

[Endangered Specie]

9. Look at my new JUMBO picture books!

[tedoll78]

11. "See? I can stand without leaning on the podium! I really AM sober!"

:)

Second entry: "No, I don't have the sweats; that's the shadow the microphones on my shirt."

Third entry: "I act like my, uhh, you-know-what is thiiiiiis big to make up for the fact that it's inverted. Gawd told me to."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. And while we've got that bonfire for that evil Kitty Kelley book a goin'

ya'll might as well toss in these here military records and court records that've been gatherin' dust in the trunk of Karen Hughes' car.