How come nobody liked our limericks?

[gardenista]

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[gardenista]

1. The first, by Fabius

Said tough-talkin' Feldmarshall Rummy,
"I tell ya' that Shrub is no dummy,
He's captured Eye-Rack,
And when he gets back,
He'll run right on home to his Mummy!"

[gardenista]

2. And others, by good ol' me.

Condie's Lament:

Said Condie to Congress, "I'd never,"
"Think the terrorists would be so clever,"
"As to hijack a plane,"
"And I am not to blame,"
"For not reading those memos. Whatever."

Wolfie's Witz:

There once was a neocon hack,
Who repeatedly failed in the sack,
But while licking his comb,
He felt quite at home
Even when he was bombing Iraq.

Chimpy's Ramble:

We all knew that young boy named Chimpy,
Who made all the horses go gimpy,
Because he won't ride 'em,
He gallops beside 'em,
And likes to pretend he's not whimpy.